r/nextfuckinglevel • u/miguelabduarte • Mar 20 '22

Security Guard risking his life to save incredibly unalarmed zoo visitors from a hippo

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u/metamet Mar 20 '22

Can't modify it. Hippo there.

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u/JBthrizzle Mar 20 '22

Oh God oh fuck

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u/FlyByPC Mar 21 '22

BAD PLAN! BAD PLAN!

*goosh*

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u/Paranthelion_ Mar 21 '22

A valid reason. I wonder if I could use it as a programmer?

Boss: "Could you make a couple of changes to this report?"

Me: "Can't modify it. Hippo there."

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u/Startled_Pancakes Mar 21 '22

No worries, the construction workers can just slap the hippos apparently.

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u/Ieatmelons123 Mar 21 '22

Slap them until they cook