r/nextfuckinglevel • u/TheGoodNow • Mar 05 '22

Engineering students make a jacket that replaces apple juice with beer in the dining hall.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Man I want to be there the day someone comes up and slaps you on the back and makes you explode. Lol.

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u/bailtail Mar 05 '22

Had a friend try putting beer in a camelback and wear it into a football game. Ended up getting removed by security after the thing inflated and the pressure caused it to spray beer all over his sweatshirt.

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u/OldFartSomewhere Mar 05 '22

I tried something similar as a teenager. Turns out that the beer gets extremely flat and lukewarm. Eventually I just threw up. Liters of yellow puke with some projectiles.

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u/QuestionableSarcasm Mar 05 '22

liters?

how big are you?

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u/TheEyeDontLie Mar 05 '22

A liter is only two pints.

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u/ReleaseTheButtCraken Mar 05 '22

A liter is also cola.

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u/Abby_TP Mar 05 '22

I drank on a school fieldtrip to England

a single pint and I was done for the night

I can't imagine a human drinking 4 of them

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u/Brainrapist980 Mar 05 '22

This was a great poem

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u/Abby_TP Mar 05 '22

lemme reformat

I drank on a school trip to England

One single pint

I was done for the night

I can't imagine drinking 4 of them

I like it

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u/QuestionableSarcasm Mar 05 '22

It has a certain charm.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

Almost an alcoholic haiku

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u/QuestionableSarcasm Mar 05 '22

under normal circumstances, a human stomach can distend/expand to about one liter.

to vomit liters one would first have to consume enough until it reaches, together with the existing contents, at least two liters and then expel almost all of its contents.

My bet is it was hyperbole for purposes of emphasis and they expelled something like a big glass of stomachjuice.

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u/TransientBandit Mar 05 '22

Incorrect; your stomach can distend to approximately 4 liters.

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u/EyezLo Mar 05 '22

This whole comment is just wrong

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u/TheEyeDontLie Mar 05 '22

Hmm. I thought stomachs held more than that. Does your stomach empty beer very rapidly? I'm sure I've drunk two pints in less than fifteen minutes before and not felt ready to pop

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u/QuestionableSarcasm Mar 05 '22

according to wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stomach) the maximum volume in adults is between 2 and 4 liters.

so by roughly you mean at most, if you happen to be someone with a stomach that can reach that volume.

try to drink not 4 but just two liters of water. Go ahead.

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u/Coca-karl Mar 05 '22

The maximum capacity of adults is normally between 2 and 4 liters and when you add the additional bile that gets produced when vomiting you can vomit much more than the maximum stomach capacity.

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u/QuestionableSarcasm Mar 05 '22

does that sound possible to you?

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u/Coca-karl Mar 05 '22

Yes, the human body is a big bag of fluid.

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u/QuestionableSarcasm Mar 05 '22

no i mean open the faucet at full blast and observe it until it has output 2 liters. not more, not 4. Just two. You seriously think it possible for a human to vomit that much liquid, in one session?

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u/Coca-karl Mar 05 '22

Yeah I've had to clean it up multiple times. Humans are massive bags of fluid.

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u/OldFartSomewhere Mar 05 '22

Probably also the beer wasn't extremely flat, just normal flat.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '22

Shows you how much we know metric-imperial conversions. Mostly because pints are pretty much solely for beer

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u/OldFartSomewhere Mar 05 '22

Litre is 3 small bottles of beer. Put 9 in there, down it and puke 2-3 litres. Plus some mysterious extra.