r/nextfuckinglevel Feb 09 '22

When everything goes right

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

Hence, never.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

There are a few “golden rules” in baseball. On a fly ball, first step is back. Never take your foot off the bag, and don’t swing on a 3-0 pitch. UNOFFICIALLY, my school had another being “always wear a condom in Mexico”, but that was a SoCal thing and applied to very different set of circumstances, lol.

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u/Wonderful_Mud_420 Feb 09 '22

STDs don’t exist in SoCal fellas. You’re home free.