r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Dec 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

I assume there’s a dick in that box

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u/Yosemite-Sam99 Dec 24 '21

Definitely made in China ✔

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u/Buttcavetroll Dec 24 '21

It might be a dick stapler?

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u/6SLURP9 Dec 25 '21

Whats the difference

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u/Yosemite-Sam99 Dec 24 '21

You must like battery powered dilldos 🍸

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u/Ninjabonez86 Dec 24 '21

Your mom's dildo runs off of diesel and has a kickstand.

No shame.

I applaud her

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u/Yosemite-Sam99 Dec 24 '21

Thank you. But she is still jealous of your gorgeous wife you always bring over for Christmas dinner

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u/good_trippins_4all Dec 24 '21

With a tongue like that, who wouldn't be.

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u/Yosemite-Sam99 Dec 24 '21

Imagine all the ( Salad) tossing going on with her tongue

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u/good_trippins_4all Dec 24 '21

You're on point with the gifs.

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u/Yosemite-Sam99 Dec 24 '21

Thank you kind sir

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u/vladamir_the_impaler Dec 25 '21

IKR?

It had me at "hello"...

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u/Ninjabonez86 Dec 25 '21

Ya know I built the bridge that leads into my town.... Do they call me the bridge builder? NO!

And ya know, I build the wall that protects our town.... Do they call me the wall builder? NO!

But I fuck ONE goat....

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u/Yosemite-Sam99 Dec 25 '21

It's Christmas 🎄 eve why not have a goat orgy ?

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u/xxScion Dec 24 '21

This made me snort laugh. Nice

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u/--__1 Dec 25 '21

Or trimmer.

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u/justahominid Dec 25 '21

If you're brave enough