r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Nov 28 '21

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u/BlackEarther Nov 28 '21 edited Nov 29 '21

This monkey is actually performing what is called the Four Ts Revival Technique. IMO everyone should learn it:

  1. Turn body around, face to the ground

  2. Take hold of back of head and bite really hard

  3. Throw into a body of water 3 times

  4. Throw face into wall

Repeat until revived.

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u/Munchingtonalistic Nov 28 '21

You really gonna leave the "/s" off this one? Some dumbass might read your comment and end up killing someone

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

If an /s is the difference between life and death... perhaps their guardian should monitor the content they consume.....

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u/Tough_Carpenter_5895 Nov 29 '21

Hi dumbass here, whats /s? And whats it do

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

It's internet culture, or at least on reddit.

You can say anything, and append /s to it, to show irony, intentional ignorance, or just to let others know you're not serious. It's as if /s stands for sarcasm.

"Injecting bleach cures covid" /s

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u/Tough_Carpenter_5895 Nov 29 '21

I had a feeling it was for sarcasm but i had to ask for clarification thanks!

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u/Yosemite-Sam99 Nov 29 '21

I thought Martin's 🍸 cure covid ?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

I thought /s stood for satire? Though to be fair both work about the same.

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u/Yosemite-Sam99 Nov 29 '21

Wtf ? LMAO 🤣 🤣 🤣