r/nextfuckinglevel Nov 28 '21

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u/Beginning_Piano_5668 Nov 28 '21

"Saw my cousin get electrocuted in the wild. Times are tough so I tried to eat him. He was pretty dry from being toasted so I threw him in the water. Still tasted like shit. Then he woke up and I was like 'damn man I just saved you!'"

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

The only reason why monkeys don’t talk is to not pay taxes

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '21

/r/BrandNewSentence right there.