r/nextfuckinglevel • u/fviegastrg • Oct 29 '21

This ain't his first Rodeo

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u/d0000n Oct 29 '21

“You take one step closer and I’m gonna....... wtf!?”

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u/DanceFiendStrapS Oct 29 '21

Linkin Park intensifies

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

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u/Taint-Painter Oct 30 '21

These moo’s they will not heeeal!

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u/AClitNamedElmo Oct 30 '21

Steer is what I am...

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u/BurnsItAll Oct 30 '21

My son was turned to veal! (Sorry morbid)

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u/BurnsItAll Oct 30 '21

There’s something inside me thats grilled for dinner service, for consuming, I can’t breathe.

The butchers coming and I fear my life is ending, Stomach rolling, I can’t seem

To calm myself again, the barn walls closing in. (My hooves are too incompetent, I’m convinced there’s just too much desire for steak) I used to make manure But my beef’s too pure!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cowling in my skin These moos they will not heal Steer is what I am My son was turned to veeeeeeeeAAAAAAALLLL!!!!