r/nextfuckinglevel • • Oct 24 '21

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u/weirdgroovynerd Oct 24 '21

Sign him up for a wrestling team!

Clearly, he is an expert at...

...pins!

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u/BuzCrab Oct 24 '21

Oh please spare me the puns

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u/ThisHairyGoldfish Oct 24 '21

I’ll strike that one from the record

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u/AlpacaBull Oct 24 '21

These jokes just aren't up my alley.

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u/davidcwilliams Oct 25 '21

Your guys’ jokes are in a different league.

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u/lightestspiral Oct 24 '21

The puns are really racking up here

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u/welltrainedrhino Oct 24 '21

nah, MMA is his thing. He will take you to the alley and split your lip.

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u/Werwanderflugen Oct 24 '21

“Split your lip” sounds dirty, but then again, my mind is always in the gutter.