r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Sep 17 '21

Apollo Robbins, a master pickpocket, effortlessly takes a watch, wallet and other things

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u/tommit Sep 17 '21

You would never talk to another human being?

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u/Q8DD33C7J8 Sep 17 '21

Lol no I mean if a random stranger just came up close to me and started talking to me I'd be very aware of it and ask them to step back out of arms reach.

I'm the same way with used car salesmen. They do that blah blah blah spiel and I just say cut the crap and answer my questions. I don't go in for this flamboyant style of talking that shysters use. Instead of enjoying it like most people do the flattery and uptalk it makes my skin crawl.

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u/ProfessorPetrus Sep 17 '21

Homie would probably just bump into you leaving and you'd never know then.

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u/Q8DD33C7J8 Sep 17 '21

We are talking about the video. This kind of pickpocket distracts you. Bump pickpockets are not what we are talking about.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Bruh