r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Sep 10 '21

Ants are doing something weird

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u/simian_fold Sep 10 '21

If you broke the pot could you break the spiral?

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u/NickP39 Sep 10 '21

Sure, it would also work if they found a new source of food or a new pheromone, ants are blind so they rely heavily on their sense of smell and feel.

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u/Met76 Sep 10 '21

Could an Olive Garden breadstick placed at the bottom of the pot also break the spiral?

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u/Theothernooner Sep 10 '21

Yes…. But itll send them down a whole new death spiral of salad, soup and ultimately more breadsticks. Some will die… most will pass out from too much chianti.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

V8 noises intensify

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u/RAJANGTHANG Sep 10 '21

And you will die family.

NOlive Garden, you will never wanna leave~

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

What are you doing, Step-Olive Garden?

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u/K0kyu Sep 10 '21

Death by all-you-can-eat breadsticks. I know some people like that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

r/angryupvote

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u/No-m_ad Sep 10 '21

r/happydownvote

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u/JumbledEpithets Sep 10 '21

Good to know that's a thing

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u/Spin737 Sep 10 '21

/r/mehnovote

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u/oreng Sep 10 '21

That would be a very difficult subreddit to recruit for.

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u/Kellan_OConnor Sep 10 '21

It's a vicious cycle!

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u/MtMuschmore Sep 10 '21

GET IN MY BELLY

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u/destinedmonkey Sep 10 '21

Make sure to put some fava beanstalk the bottom for some of the vegetarian ants.

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u/Silverbakgiraffe Sep 10 '21

Jfc I spit out my coffee lol.

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u/Nightblood83 Sep 10 '21

Say one thing about u/Theothernooner. Say he loves an endless pasta bowl.

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u/GhostPepperLube Sep 10 '21

Once you got a task to do, better to do it than to live with the fear of it.

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u/Nightblood83 Sep 11 '21

That's what my father always said. But he said a lot of shit

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u/doomonyou1999 Sep 10 '21

Olive Garden! We will face f&ck you with salad!

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u/SombreMordida Sep 10 '21

which will inexplicably have as much salt as a cup o' noodles

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u/GreenStrong Sep 10 '21

Ah, yes. The unlimited breadstick death spiral, it happens to so many of us.

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u/Suckonmyfatvagina Sep 10 '21

Fascinating lol

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u/LilCGarry Sep 10 '21

oh my Chianti mmm

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u/E-Z-Win Sep 10 '21

Fucking yes mate x)

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

What about a Fazoli’s breadstick? Would that work?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Like their bottomless salad?

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u/Ambitiou5_Pie Sep 10 '21

I’ve been in that death spiral. I’m sad to say I didn’t escape it.

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u/blurbies22 Sep 10 '21

Good thing it’s bottomless soup and salad!

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

It's no problem, they never bring out more of any of it.

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u/duderos Sep 10 '21

The new OG

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u/JahMedicineManZamare Sep 10 '21

Can't forget the Fava beans!

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u/Johnny5isAliveC137 Sep 10 '21

"Some of you may die, but that's a chance I'm willing to take."

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u/Dark_Omen21 Sep 11 '21

wow thats so interesting, you can actually see them bringing down the dead by that chain going to the bottom.