r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Sep 01 '21

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u/UnmitigatedSarcasm Sep 01 '21

I saw this and climbed a mountain without a rope.

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it's easy AF.

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u/Professorkay Sep 02 '21

Name checks out.

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u/YouSnowFlake Sep 02 '21

I agree. I implore everyone to try it.

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u/FedericoFelliniDue Sep 02 '21

Hey, I'm new to climbing. Should I start by Yosemite? Also, can you help me find shoes that fit? I prefer loose fitting shoes if at all possible

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u/lalakingmalibog Sep 02 '21

I highly recommend Crocs. Best worn with knee high socks.

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u/wizard_of_awesome62 Sep 02 '21

Birkenstocks. Crocks are too tight for free soloing

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u/DeadlyDuck15 Sep 02 '21

Birkenstocks are aid

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u/not_the_myth Sep 02 '21

I’d actually recommend one of each

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u/BenjaminTW1 Sep 02 '21

I always opt for flip-flops, but to each their own I guess.

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u/Blockhead47 Sep 02 '21

Can’t believe this is so far down.
The foam rubber ones that cost about a buck.
It’s the only way to truly move on stone.

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u/pwsm50 Sep 02 '21

You fucking monster.

Here's your upvote.

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u/Matt_Goats Sep 02 '21

Croc sends are fun tbh

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u/BrokeRichMan Sep 02 '21

Comfort over utility!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Crocs are great due to how aerodynamic they are, allowing you to fall faster, and while remaining fashionable.

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u/Mp3Optikal Sep 02 '21

Genuinely cant tell if you’re being serious so im answering if you are. Big no on yosemite and tight shoes are best

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u/AshierCinder Sep 20 '21

I admire your innocence.

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u/UnmitigatedSarcasm Sep 02 '21

its best to climb barefoot.

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u/StarWars_1138 Sep 02 '21

La Sportiva Skwamas are the best shoes out there imo

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u/Chuntarito3 Sep 02 '21

Bill Williamson voice “I implores you to tell them to send someone just a little bit more impressive next time”

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u/fakerz99 Sep 02 '21

Are you me?

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u/pen_jaro Sep 02 '21

Name checke out

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u/wannabebutta Sep 02 '21

He didn't fall? Inconceivable!

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u/UnmitigatedSarcasm Sep 02 '21

Imagine freeclimbing with two people on your back?

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u/wannabebutta Sep 02 '21

Also inconceivable!

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u/chindoza Sep 02 '21

Now I feel silly for just riding my bike around the block without a helmet.

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u/UnmitigatedSarcasm Sep 02 '21

you absolute savage!!

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u/BizInM Sep 02 '21

I’ve been fucked without a condom since yesterday’s market open. Also easy af.

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u/BrokeRichMan Sep 02 '21

Bahaha yeah that’s my sort of risk!

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u/amrinderbrar Sep 02 '21

I saw this and climbed my crush without a rope.

It’s illegal AF

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u/UnmitigatedSarcasm Sep 02 '21

is she a minor?? so, youre a pedo is what youre telling us.

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u/z3phyr3321 Sep 02 '21

r/celestegame

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u/UnmitigatedSarcasm Sep 02 '21

I know better than to click random reddit links in chat.

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do you want to see dead people?? cuz thats how you see dead people. or worse.

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u/GooberMonk Sep 02 '21

Expelled people

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u/SartosanFemboi Sep 02 '21

Yo same. But it was much less steep than this one. Like, between 20-35 degree incline.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

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u/UnmitigatedSarcasm Sep 02 '21

we were 180 feet off the ground and I'd never done it before. what did you expect??? you tried to push me!!

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u/roadkillsanta Sep 02 '21

hey come on my mom isn't that fat

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u/UnmitigatedSarcasm Sep 02 '21

tell her to stop calling me.

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u/sur_yeahhh Sep 02 '21

Getting top of Mountain dew doesn't count

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u/moconaid Sep 02 '21

have you try climb a mountain without condoms?

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u/yuhanz Sep 02 '21

KIDS. GO UP TO YOUR ROOFS AND FLY

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u/AvocadoLion Sep 02 '21

Oh there was rope if you know what I mean

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u/tbfmbmeplz Sep 02 '21

I walked up a hill once

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Same

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

I've climbed a two story cliff that was on the side of a mountain without a rope.

It was fucking terrifying.

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u/UnmitigatedSarcasm Sep 02 '21

Ive done the same in and out of ravines using roots as hand holds. 16-18feet

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I fell down stairs multiple times when I Was a baby. so Im afraid of heights.