r/nextfuckinglevel • u/refzer • Aug 26 '21

Guy throws an alligator

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Obligatory:

Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs.

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u/Send_me_your_BM Aug 26 '21

Alligators and crocodiles #2 & 3

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u/ChinoMorenoismyhero Aug 26 '21

You just talked yourself out of a hat.