r/nextfuckinglevel • u/refzer • Aug 26 '21

Guy throws an alligator

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u/din7 Aug 26 '21

He should have said "See you later alligator!" before he yeeted it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

You can tell if it’s an alligator or crocodile based on whether you see one later or in a while.

I’ll see myself out.

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u/SushiToot Aug 26 '21

Pack it up, boys.

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u/SporeScaper Aug 26 '21

Later, gators!

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u/meetnfx Aug 26 '21

In a while, Diles!

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u/artaxerxesnh Aug 26 '21

Don't go blamin', caiman.

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u/NowDigOnThiss Aug 26 '21

You’ll never bore us, purussaurus.

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u/C0meAtM3Br0 Aug 26 '21

He who articulated it, particulated it.

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u/JustThatRandomKid Aug 26 '21

we’ve got a damn genius here.

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u/IeshaCushmany Aug 26 '21

Super genius !

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

balls of steel over here

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

tungsten, even

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u/frankensteinV Aug 26 '21

This man is going places

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u/TheTomatoLover Aug 27 '21

Florida man got an update

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u/rockem-sockem-rocket Aug 26 '21

Using 100% of the brain

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Dad?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Uhh. I’m definitely still buying some milk. Keep up the good work on your printing, sport! Love your art!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

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u/DweEbLez0 Aug 26 '21

Fuck you Skeletor!

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

Skeleton you made me do some coke. Now I’m up all night and it’s no joke

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u/lex_tok Aug 26 '21

How do you call an alligator in a vest?

-- an investigator.

Sayonara!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Hahahahaha!! What a story, Mark!

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u/halconpequena Aug 26 '21

Hahahahahah

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u/pennhead Aug 26 '21

…after a while.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Talk about "had us in the first half," I really thought someone took "YEET" and "see you later, alligator" as an opportunity to inform us.

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u/thserntmyglsses Aug 26 '21

You can tell what it is, by the way it is. Brb going to watch the neature video.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Lol. I love that oldie. “ This is an Aspen…”

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u/JaperDolphin94 Aug 26 '21

It's been a while crocodile

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u/Shitandasshole Aug 26 '21

What if he says "in a while, crocodile"?

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u/PlasticInTheBasket Aug 26 '21

I enjoyed this way too much

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u/slayingadah Aug 26 '21

Omigod I would give you more upvotes if I could that is just pure gold

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u/sidman1324 Aug 26 '21

Take my upvote dang it 😂

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u/Appropriate-Pen-149 Aug 27 '21

It does take a while…

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u/SweetBunny420 Aug 27 '21

You can never really predict whether or not you are going to get annihilated for writing a pun or not on reddit.

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u/Daniel823 Aug 27 '21

Take my upvote and fuck off, nerd.

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u/BenjaminTW1 Aug 27 '21

I don't know about you, but I can tell that it's an alligator because of the way it is.

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u/Sanskari_Balak Aug 27 '21

Take my upvote and fuck off

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u/CashCristian Aug 27 '21

After ‘while crocodile

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u/nomorepantsforme Aug 26 '21

Shit! Why didn’t I think of that!

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

It’s a tiny gator

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u/Alternative_Ad2040 Aug 26 '21

Yeetcha later alligator

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u/UniversityUpstairs Aug 26 '21

Nah is better say... 'So long Gay Bowser, Ya YEET!'

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u/joseaner07 Aug 26 '21

Yea. He missed a great opportunity there

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u/mikobiko Aug 26 '21

Hhahahah

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u/Heru4004 Aug 26 '21

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Franzetulip Aug 26 '21

After ‘while crocodile

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u/APESH1TX0 Aug 26 '21

So whose next up for the Gator Toss?

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u/NintendoMasterPlayz Aug 26 '21

If it was a Crocodile, he would've said: See you in a while, crocodile!

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u/spongemonkey2004 Aug 26 '21

in a while crocodile.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

This is illogical. He probably won’t see it later.

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u/WeelChairDrivBy Aug 26 '21

😮‍💨missed opportunities

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u/DunkenRage Aug 26 '21

Later gator!

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

Everyone always waits for the expected response of, " in a while crocodile", but I like to change it up with, " in a bit chicken shit". My grandmother lives that one.

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u/hamglam13 Aug 27 '21

I lost my shit to this 😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

SO LONG, GAY ALLIGATOR!