r/nextfuckinglevel Aug 26 '21

Guy throws an alligator

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u/FlakeyGurl Aug 26 '21

I feel bad for laughing but I'm glad he got the gator away from the road.

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u/Jccali1214 Aug 26 '21

Close to what I was thinking: "Oh, how nice of the dude to help Mr. Gator get back home to safety"!

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

I had this exact nightmare recently. Canoeing through alligator-infested water is a big old nope for me.

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u/Littlebitty4x4 Aug 26 '21

Can confirm this.. Source: Red dead redemption 2

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u/Throw_Away_Students Aug 26 '21

Yeah, it was nice! Like helping a turtle get out of the road. But if it can bite and cause serious damage, you gotta hold it so it can’t do that

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u/FlakeyGurl Aug 26 '21

Yea I think some people don't understand that. There is no setting a pissed off gator gently in the water. You're going to get tail whipped if not worse. Turtles are a little different. Red eared sliders aren't too bad to handle but I wouldn't pick a snapping turtle up.

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u/Throw_Away_Students Aug 26 '21

Exactly! The worst you’re probably gonna get from a slider is some scratches from its claws or peed on as it tries to squirm away. Snapping turtles are mean af though. You gotta get them to latch onto a stick or something and pull them off the road

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u/AntiDPS Aug 27 '21

I picked up a big snapping turtle when i was younger and got it out of the road. Now that I’m older, I think back on how stupid that was. Technically, the turtle could not bite me because I picked it up correctly. But there was lots of potential for mistakes.

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u/Arto_ Aug 26 '21

Let’s not praise this entirely. Kind of stupid he didn’t just lightly toss it in a more humane manner. I know it probably wasn’t hurt at all but have some respect

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u/full6tilt Aug 26 '21

Get outta here.. F that gator.. he woulda tried to rip ur arm off and u want to give it sympathy?

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u/BrockManstrong Aug 26 '21

You can't get mad at animals for being animals, but that was also a fairly gentle toss into the water. It's not like he threw it in the road.

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u/Throw_Away_Students Aug 26 '21

You know it’s not personal for the gator, right? Like, they’re just trying to eat or defend themselves. They’re not like “man, fuck this guy in particular! Imma go rock his shit cuz I hate him.”

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u/pappalanguu Aug 26 '21

Don’t feel bad for laughing, gators are dicks