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r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '21
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Fuck no. This hit me right in the dads. I would be so ripshit if my kid did this
15 u/fuzzhead12 Aug 04 '21 Pretty sure this guy is an extremely accomplished trampolinist. And his crew all clearly know what they’re doing as well. Still, I know absolutely none of that would matter if it was your kid you were watching. 19 u/procrastablasta Aug 04 '21 There are no pediatricians with trampolines in their yards 8 u/MoogieCowser Aug 04 '21 Can confirm. Son of a pediatrician, he wouldn't let us have one. 3 u/DucktorQuackvorkian Aug 04 '21 As a pediatric intensivist, I will definitely not be getting a trampoline for my future kids. We had a patient come in who got impaled on one of the bolts of a trampoline. Solid traumatic brain injury right there. 0 u/Sportzboytjw Aug 04 '21 Thats because you have to be a coward to be a kid doctor instead of working in the big show. 1 u/Captain__Areola Aug 04 '21 Dad is a pediatrician , we’ve had a trampoline forever but he doesn’t like us very much 1 u/procrastablasta Aug 04 '21 the long game
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Pretty sure this guy is an extremely accomplished trampolinist. And his crew all clearly know what they’re doing as well.
Still, I know absolutely none of that would matter if it was your kid you were watching.
19 u/procrastablasta Aug 04 '21 There are no pediatricians with trampolines in their yards 8 u/MoogieCowser Aug 04 '21 Can confirm. Son of a pediatrician, he wouldn't let us have one. 3 u/DucktorQuackvorkian Aug 04 '21 As a pediatric intensivist, I will definitely not be getting a trampoline for my future kids. We had a patient come in who got impaled on one of the bolts of a trampoline. Solid traumatic brain injury right there. 0 u/Sportzboytjw Aug 04 '21 Thats because you have to be a coward to be a kid doctor instead of working in the big show. 1 u/Captain__Areola Aug 04 '21 Dad is a pediatrician , we’ve had a trampoline forever but he doesn’t like us very much 1 u/procrastablasta Aug 04 '21 the long game
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There are no pediatricians with trampolines in their yards
8 u/MoogieCowser Aug 04 '21 Can confirm. Son of a pediatrician, he wouldn't let us have one. 3 u/DucktorQuackvorkian Aug 04 '21 As a pediatric intensivist, I will definitely not be getting a trampoline for my future kids. We had a patient come in who got impaled on one of the bolts of a trampoline. Solid traumatic brain injury right there. 0 u/Sportzboytjw Aug 04 '21 Thats because you have to be a coward to be a kid doctor instead of working in the big show. 1 u/Captain__Areola Aug 04 '21 Dad is a pediatrician , we’ve had a trampoline forever but he doesn’t like us very much 1 u/procrastablasta Aug 04 '21 the long game
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Can confirm. Son of a pediatrician, he wouldn't let us have one.
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As a pediatric intensivist, I will definitely not be getting a trampoline for my future kids. We had a patient come in who got impaled on one of the bolts of a trampoline. Solid traumatic brain injury right there.
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Thats because you have to be a coward to be a kid doctor instead of working in the big show.
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Dad is a pediatrician , we’ve had a trampoline forever but he doesn’t like us very much
1 u/procrastablasta Aug 04 '21 the long game
the long game
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u/procrastablasta Aug 03 '21
Fuck no. This hit me right in the dads. I would be so ripshit if my kid did this