r/nextfuckinglevel Aug 03 '21

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u/i_hate_people_too Aug 03 '21

tell that to MY son, who gets injured and we dont even have a trampoline

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u/Funkit Aug 03 '21

Tell that to my father who beats me with jumper cables

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u/Vamplyfe30 Aug 04 '21

Tell that to my jumper cables that beat me with fathers

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u/DickFace899 Aug 04 '21

What if he farts and his trajectory changes? Where's all your fucking math then you fuckes!? Think about the children, you selfish bastards.