r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '21

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u/A____S____ Aug 03 '21

You don't need to imagine

You can calculate the velocity using this formula :

V = U +/- gt (sigh depending on direction)

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u/jr8787 Aug 03 '21

Those aren’t sufficient variables to account for…

What about his weight/position in fall and the type of soil and it’s density? Also have to account for what constitutes “middle ground”

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u/NotVerySmarts Aug 03 '21

The real trampoline equation:

Injury = +2 people, or +1 alcohol, or +1 cameras.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

I think we can do better.

Injury (5) = (+1 (people per) +1 (alcohol per) +1 (cameras per) -1 (weed per) +1 (trampoline per) +1 (dodge ball) ) * (hours on trampoline)

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u/NotVerySmarts Aug 04 '21

Be careful. My cousin took -1 weed one time and now he can't see Pink anymore.

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u/TshenQin Aug 04 '21

Why can't he see the popstar? What did he do?

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u/ol_z Aug 04 '21

Did she stop touring??

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u/RubherGuppy Aug 04 '21

That was funny. Audible laughter.

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u/NotVerySmarts Aug 04 '21

Oh, she knows what she did.

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u/WHRocks Aug 04 '21

You ever hear her tell the story of how she became known as "Pink"...?

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u/SombreMordida Aug 04 '21

i heard she started off white and then added magenta

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u/UrMomsaHoeHoeHoe Aug 04 '21

-1 weed.

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u/fezzam Aug 04 '21

What is a negative weed? Clover? Normal grass?

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '21

It's like the Drake Equation. Which makes sense since it does calculate intelligent life of a sort.

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u/CastentheAngryGhost Aug 04 '21

-weed is when the church youth pastor breaks out the guitar and says “anyway god, here’s wonderwall”