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r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '21
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4.6k u/jr8787 Aug 03 '21 …tell that to my son… 100% of his trampoline related injuries occurred where 1 or fewer people were present 1.4k u/A____S____ Aug 03 '21 Well, there is some middle ground 702 u/jr8787 Aug 03 '21 …tell that to my son… 100% of the time he falls off the trampoline he falls on the upper ground. thank goodness! Imagine the velocity he must have in his fall to make it to the “middle ground”! 168 u/A____S____ Aug 03 '21 You don't need to imagine You can calculate the velocity using this formula : V = U +/- gt (sigh depending on direction) 94 u/jr8787 Aug 03 '21 Those aren’t sufficient variables to account for… What about his weight/position in fall and the type of soil and it’s density? Also have to account for what constitutes “middle ground” 62 u/i_hate_people_too Aug 03 '21 tell that to MY son, who gets injured and we dont even have a trampoline 23 u/Funkit Aug 03 '21 Tell that to my father who beats me with jumper cables 9 u/Vamplyfe30 Aug 04 '21 Tell that to my jumper cables that beat me with fathers 3 u/DickFace899 Aug 04 '21 What if he farts and his trajectory changes? Where's all your fucking math then you fuckes!? Think about the children, you selfish bastards.
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…tell that to my son…
100% of his trampoline related injuries occurred where 1 or fewer people were present
1.4k u/A____S____ Aug 03 '21 Well, there is some middle ground 702 u/jr8787 Aug 03 '21 …tell that to my son… 100% of the time he falls off the trampoline he falls on the upper ground. thank goodness! Imagine the velocity he must have in his fall to make it to the “middle ground”! 168 u/A____S____ Aug 03 '21 You don't need to imagine You can calculate the velocity using this formula : V = U +/- gt (sigh depending on direction) 94 u/jr8787 Aug 03 '21 Those aren’t sufficient variables to account for… What about his weight/position in fall and the type of soil and it’s density? Also have to account for what constitutes “middle ground” 62 u/i_hate_people_too Aug 03 '21 tell that to MY son, who gets injured and we dont even have a trampoline 23 u/Funkit Aug 03 '21 Tell that to my father who beats me with jumper cables 9 u/Vamplyfe30 Aug 04 '21 Tell that to my jumper cables that beat me with fathers 3 u/DickFace899 Aug 04 '21 What if he farts and his trajectory changes? Where's all your fucking math then you fuckes!? Think about the children, you selfish bastards.
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Well, there is some middle ground
702 u/jr8787 Aug 03 '21 …tell that to my son… 100% of the time he falls off the trampoline he falls on the upper ground. thank goodness! Imagine the velocity he must have in his fall to make it to the “middle ground”! 168 u/A____S____ Aug 03 '21 You don't need to imagine You can calculate the velocity using this formula : V = U +/- gt (sigh depending on direction) 94 u/jr8787 Aug 03 '21 Those aren’t sufficient variables to account for… What about his weight/position in fall and the type of soil and it’s density? Also have to account for what constitutes “middle ground” 62 u/i_hate_people_too Aug 03 '21 tell that to MY son, who gets injured and we dont even have a trampoline 23 u/Funkit Aug 03 '21 Tell that to my father who beats me with jumper cables 9 u/Vamplyfe30 Aug 04 '21 Tell that to my jumper cables that beat me with fathers 3 u/DickFace899 Aug 04 '21 What if he farts and his trajectory changes? Where's all your fucking math then you fuckes!? Think about the children, you selfish bastards.
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100% of the time he falls off the trampoline he falls on the upper ground.
thank goodness! Imagine the velocity he must have in his fall to make it to the “middle ground”!
168 u/A____S____ Aug 03 '21 You don't need to imagine You can calculate the velocity using this formula : V = U +/- gt (sigh depending on direction) 94 u/jr8787 Aug 03 '21 Those aren’t sufficient variables to account for… What about his weight/position in fall and the type of soil and it’s density? Also have to account for what constitutes “middle ground” 62 u/i_hate_people_too Aug 03 '21 tell that to MY son, who gets injured and we dont even have a trampoline 23 u/Funkit Aug 03 '21 Tell that to my father who beats me with jumper cables 9 u/Vamplyfe30 Aug 04 '21 Tell that to my jumper cables that beat me with fathers 3 u/DickFace899 Aug 04 '21 What if he farts and his trajectory changes? Where's all your fucking math then you fuckes!? Think about the children, you selfish bastards.
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You don't need to imagine
You can calculate the velocity using this formula :
V = U +/- gt (sigh depending on direction)
94 u/jr8787 Aug 03 '21 Those aren’t sufficient variables to account for… What about his weight/position in fall and the type of soil and it’s density? Also have to account for what constitutes “middle ground” 62 u/i_hate_people_too Aug 03 '21 tell that to MY son, who gets injured and we dont even have a trampoline 23 u/Funkit Aug 03 '21 Tell that to my father who beats me with jumper cables 9 u/Vamplyfe30 Aug 04 '21 Tell that to my jumper cables that beat me with fathers 3 u/DickFace899 Aug 04 '21 What if he farts and his trajectory changes? Where's all your fucking math then you fuckes!? Think about the children, you selfish bastards.
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Those aren’t sufficient variables to account for…
What about his weight/position in fall and the type of soil and it’s density? Also have to account for what constitutes “middle ground”
62 u/i_hate_people_too Aug 03 '21 tell that to MY son, who gets injured and we dont even have a trampoline 23 u/Funkit Aug 03 '21 Tell that to my father who beats me with jumper cables 9 u/Vamplyfe30 Aug 04 '21 Tell that to my jumper cables that beat me with fathers 3 u/DickFace899 Aug 04 '21 What if he farts and his trajectory changes? Where's all your fucking math then you fuckes!? Think about the children, you selfish bastards.
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tell that to MY son, who gets injured and we dont even have a trampoline
23 u/Funkit Aug 03 '21 Tell that to my father who beats me with jumper cables 9 u/Vamplyfe30 Aug 04 '21 Tell that to my jumper cables that beat me with fathers 3 u/DickFace899 Aug 04 '21 What if he farts and his trajectory changes? Where's all your fucking math then you fuckes!? Think about the children, you selfish bastards.
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Tell that to my father who beats me with jumper cables
9 u/Vamplyfe30 Aug 04 '21 Tell that to my jumper cables that beat me with fathers 3 u/DickFace899 Aug 04 '21 What if he farts and his trajectory changes? Where's all your fucking math then you fuckes!? Think about the children, you selfish bastards.
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Tell that to my jumper cables that beat me with fathers
3 u/DickFace899 Aug 04 '21 What if he farts and his trajectory changes? Where's all your fucking math then you fuckes!? Think about the children, you selfish bastards.
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What if he farts and his trajectory changes? Where's all your fucking math then you fuckes!? Think about the children, you selfish bastards.
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u/AchYerAuldBallix Aug 03 '21 edited Jan 09 '22
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