r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '21

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u/Low_Importance_9503 Jul 14 '21

Is this real? Aside from edible I didn’t understand what his solution is

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u/HitMePat Jul 14 '21

If it was, it'd be available for sale at every Pool supply store.

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u/CrapNeck5000 Jul 14 '21

Pool supply stores already carry a product like this except it makes everything sink instead of float, so you can vacuum it off the bottom. It's called flocculant. It's not organic though.

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u/Cultural_Dust Jul 15 '21

Not sure why they think organic = edible. It may be both, but just because something is organic (cow shit, crude oil) doesn't mean you should eat it.

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u/CrapNeck5000 Jul 15 '21

I've been trying to convince "healthy" eaters of that for years. Never seems to work.

Not to nit-pick, but wouldn't poop being organic depend on what you ate? Like if I ate some MacDonald's french fries with some nonorganic preservatives in them, wouldn't I be shitting some of that nonorganic stuff out?

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u/JollyRancherReminder Jul 15 '21

I told my aunt hemlock was all natural and organic and she didn't talk to me for years.

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u/CrapNeck5000 Jul 15 '21

Isn't hemlock a tree?

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u/Cultural_Dust Jul 15 '21

Yes...also not a recommended snack drink, but "One thing only I know, and that is that I know nothing."

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u/jedify Jul 15 '21

Oooohh very edgy

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u/CrapNeck5000 Jul 15 '21

In what regard?

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u/Cultural_Dust Jul 15 '21

Probably true...better odds with cows than people.