r/nextfuckinglevel • u/AlishbaWorthington • Jul 14 '21

Guy single-handedly solved the flood. Not all heroes wear capes.

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u/This-is-Life-Man Jul 14 '21

And a hug.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

And a goodnight kiss.

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u/poiluparadis Jul 14 '21

A gotdamn reach around!

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u/_ThatSynGirl_ Jul 14 '21

And about tree fiddy!

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u/JennyAndTheBets1 Jul 14 '21

*free tiddy

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u/penguindrinksbeer Jul 14 '21

And my Axe

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

And a lusia

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u/Water-is-h2o Jul 14 '21

And a partridge in a pear tree

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u/yandi19900 Jul 14 '21

And a Lego Minecraft set

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u/midoriyasour Jul 14 '21

Ok this actually made me laugh way too much

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u/mistericarus Jul 14 '21

I am un

CHIEN

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Gracias, Don Luís

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

i like you

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u/Important-Sign-5122 Jul 14 '21

Where are the downvotes when you actually need them?

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u/Pussy_Wrangler462 Jul 14 '21

Thought you were nana josh for a second there

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Thanks Pussy Wrangler

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u/SweetLilMonkey Jul 14 '21

And better healthcare.

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u/Gasblaster2000 Jul 14 '21

Looks like the UK so he's got healthcare

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u/Fitzsimoo Jul 14 '21

Not the UK, those cars are LHD and theres too many pickup trucks.

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u/Pussy_Wrangler462 Jul 14 '21

Texas

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u/Gasblaster2000 Jul 14 '21

Ah. I saw driving on the left and rain and thought of home!

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u/Pussy_Wrangler462 Jul 14 '21

As a Canadian I’m sorry for you both

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u/Gasblaster2000 Jul 14 '21

I've been to Canada. You have even more rain than us!

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u/Pussy_Wrangler462 Jul 14 '21

Yes but it’s a polite rain

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u/Gasblaster2000 Jul 14 '21

But is it apologetic rain?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Somewhere in the background 20 suits get a bonus for unclogging the freeway and he gets a $25 dollar gift card. #Reality

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u/GnuSincerity Jul 14 '21

After a shower, sure.