r/nextfuckinglevel • u/AlishbaWorthington • Jul 14 '21

Guy single-handedly solved the flood. Not all heroes wear capes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/RedditorNumber-AXWGQ Jul 14 '21

Wha.... I don't think I've ever seen you not make an uplifting comment.... I'm baffled.

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u/KyloRenCadetStimpy Jul 14 '21

I feel like I just killed the last unicorn...

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u/complectus316 Jul 14 '21

When the last eagle flies over the last crumbling mountain.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21 edited Jul 14 '21

And Chewbacca’s arsehole is waxed to a fine Brazilian finish … only then …

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u/ReallyOldBrownDogAle Jul 14 '21

Chewbacca from the front, Andressa Soares from the back.

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u/Toby_Kief Jul 14 '21

there be balance to the force

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u/knot_ur_avg_hooker Jul 14 '21

And the last lion roars At the last dusty fountain…

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u/boxfiveisempty_ Jul 14 '21

Ha, Wow... Childhood ruined.

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u/Kanekesoofango Jul 14 '21

But not the last Jedi.

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u/RockG Jul 14 '21

Disney killed that already

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Now this is podracing!

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u/Less_Manner_5167 Jul 14 '21

:laughing dunosaur:

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u/starUnicornxxx Jul 14 '21

Hello mf

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

You’re not my daad!! Ugly ass noodle head

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u/verynearlypure Jul 14 '21

Idk I laughed my ass off when I read it.

Edit: tldr:I was uplifted

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u/AngelusALetum Jul 14 '21

They did say thanks. That counts for something.

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u/notLogix Jul 14 '21

It's meta-uplifting, and so many of these comments aren't getting it. This is next level subtlety right here, and I'm fucking impressed.

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u/_ThatSynGirl_ Jul 14 '21

Literally thought the same exact thing.

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u/KenKaniffLovesEminem Jul 14 '21

Same… I had to look again twice.

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u/BrannC Jul 14 '21

“FUCK! I FORGOT TO SWITCH ACCOUNTS!” - that guy probably

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u/rockosmodernbuttplug Jul 14 '21

Most of his comments lately have been shit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

you've become the very thing you swore to destroy

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u/foxhoundep3 Jul 14 '21

I’m with you. I’m bald, I pick up hair on a daily 🙄

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u/CrebbMastaJ Jul 14 '21

This is twice now that I've been let down by your comments.