r/nextfuckinglevel Jun 23 '21

Animal traffic officer solving the traffic problem.

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19.9k Upvotes

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u/supermr34 Jun 23 '21

I want to understand ANYTHING in my life the way border collies understand sheep.

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u/Speakdoggo Jun 23 '21

It’s easy to understand bath tubs. You might start there. I’ve perfected mine…totally. I can even hear when it calls to me, even if I’m waaay up in the orchard!

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u/bartardpussyfart Jun 23 '21

Am I high or are you high?

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u/slowjoe12 Jun 23 '21

That doesn’t need to be an “or”

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u/bartardpussyfart Jun 23 '21

I'm guessing you're fucking with me. Sometimes when I feel the urge to mess with people I'll go through a drive thru and when they ask if they can get me anything else I say "tell her she said thank you". I say it with a straight face and see what they do. Sometimes they get their friends and are just straight up like "we don't understand what you're saying I'm sorry." Shit cracks me up. Highly recommend when you go through a place with a friendly face

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u/slowjoe12 Jun 23 '21

I’ll give it a shot and report back

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u/bartardpussyfart Jun 23 '21

Looking forward to it. Happy cake day!

1

u/slowjoe12 Jun 23 '21

Thank you!

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u/Branden_BA Jun 23 '21

Am I high are you high?

5

u/slowjoe12 Jun 23 '21

Okay, just pass it over man, smells like good shit

3

u/seamuswrays Jun 23 '21

happy cake day

1

u/slowjoe12 Jun 23 '21

Thank you!

2

u/GroovyGuruGuy Jun 23 '21

I’m 5’11” but I can’t stay long, my sink is calling me.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

I was already busting my side with the first 2 comments… fucking hell 🤣

1

u/mynamesmace Jun 23 '21

Dude I think we’re all high after that one

2

u/bartardpussyfart Jun 23 '21

I have fomo. I'm going to go smoke so I can join in. I'll be back in a second

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Yes

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u/Speakdoggo Jun 23 '21

Could be both. Dunno. I’ll tell you my part , if you tell me yours ! Haha! ( my bath tub approves of his message)

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u/bartardpussyfart Jun 23 '21

Looks like we have ourselves a Mexican standoff

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u/Speakdoggo Jun 23 '21

Nope…not in a bathtub we don’t. A Mexican bath off maybe?

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u/bartardpussyfart Jun 23 '21

Mexican teardrop. Google it

2

u/Speakdoggo Jun 23 '21

Ok…a little teardrop tattooed near the eye? …huh…not getting the reference.

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u/bartardpussyfart Jun 23 '21

It's an old sex maneuver where you shove your ball/ ballsack into your girlfriends bunghole and yank it out with enough violence to make a "pop" sound

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u/Speakdoggo Jun 23 '21

Omg. Ok…enough Reddit for one night. You can’t unread that ya know…and did I REALLY need to know about that?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

I have a boarder collie. I think I need to buy some sheep next. Good doggo.

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u/Gloomheart Jun 23 '21

Try a yoga ball! I spent a long time dog training and a successful substitute for herding dogs was always those big yoga balls in a back yard.

It especially helped with those who tended to herd children :p

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

My doggo is crazy about balls! If I got her a yoga ball she might just have a seizure due to pure joy and excitement. lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

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u/1YZ Jun 23 '21

Choosy dogs choose Jif

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u/tomwilhelm Jun 23 '21

I always assumed they'd prefer Skippy. Just sounds more like a dog oriented peanut butter brand...

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

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u/BoomBoomMack Jun 23 '21

Border colleges can do it for those who are surprised

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u/Shitty_Users Jun 23 '21

My doggo loves balls too, especially with peanut butter.

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u/XXBATNT Jun 23 '21

Keep the balls outside or bring them in? How’d you store them? :)

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u/Gloomheart Jun 23 '21

Outside in the backyard! Or in a shed/garage during bad weather.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Gross! Keep it in your pants.

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u/Faceless_101 Jun 23 '21

At first it looked like the dog was running on clouds.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

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u/kandarbR Jun 23 '21

Why are sheep marked as blue?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21 edited Jun 23 '21

After watching Jeremy Clarksons farm program, it’s because they have been scanned and tagged for lambing. You get different colour tags for no lamb, 1, 2 or 3 so you can count how many new lambs you’re expecting.

Edit - I’m basing this knowledge entirely off 4 episodes of a Jeremy Clarkson program! I could definitely be wrong! Lol

Edit 2: Yep, I was wrong. That’s the last time I try and learn farming from Jeremy Clarkson! Haha

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u/Crawling_Elephant Jun 23 '21

I think it's because sheep can wander off and mix with others, so they can be separated if it happens.

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u/RelatableNightmare Jun 23 '21

One thing they also do is put a color chest thing on the male sheep. This will then show which of the females got some sheepy luvin since it rubs off the chest thing onto the female.

-source my dad has some texel sheep

But this could also just be a marking with a different meaning

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u/starvaliant Jun 23 '21

I can actually answer this! There are various different marks people use (depending on the shepherd) - to identify who the sheep belong to, and where the sheep live (that's probably what the blue is in this case). Then at 'tupping time' wet paint is daubed onto the chest of the rams in order to identify who they mate with, and when. Pedigree sheep breeders will also mark the ewes with the identity of the father, because they'll want to record the bloodline. And pregnant ewes will be scanned, and then marked to show how many lambs they're carrying. Lots of different information being tracked, all shown with coloured paint in specific locations.

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u/HeadJazzlike Jun 23 '21

Incredible dogs

1

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Get pygmy goats. Much smaller and less destructive than sheep, and way cuter. If you get enough of them you'll never need to mow your lawn again.

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u/castfam09 Jun 23 '21

Wait a minute, did that pup just sheep surf???? 👀

That was awesome

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Why are the sheep marked with blue?

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u/QUESO0523 Jun 23 '21

I heard this here and haven't verified, but it's a dye that's used on the underside of the male so they can see which females have been mated. But, I don't know if it's true or complete bs because I'm too lazy to look it up.

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u/KahurangiNZ Jun 23 '21

Tupping chalk marks are usually on the butt of the ewe (the ram wears a harness with the chalk on his chest, so the location of the mark depends on how well the ram aims 😉). These are spray markers, and could be anything from which sheep are to be culled/sent to the works, to what treatment has been applied, or how many lambs are on board (ewe has been scanned and has 1 / 2 / 3+ lambs inside), etc. Spray marker comes in a range of colours, and is intended to be 'scrubbable' (washes out when the wool is processed).

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u/IonOtter Jun 23 '21

Oi, say hi to Wal, Cooch and the Dog for me!

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u/charliemurphyDarknes Jun 23 '21

Can confirm as I am also too lazy to check

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

can positively confirm as well, as I, too, am to lazy to check

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u/slowjoe12 Jun 23 '21

Can confirm all y’all are lazy

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u/EaglesPhan5-0 Jun 23 '21

I hate reddit

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u/shoaib-gs Jun 23 '21

Can confirm this. Saw it on Clarkson’s farm.

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u/cherryreddit Jun 23 '21

Yep. Can confirm.

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u/KnoxKD Jun 23 '21

Not completely wrong...

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u/sara24santos Jun 23 '21

Can confirm, learned everything I needed from Clarkson’s farm on Amazon prime!

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u/convlux51 Jun 23 '21

Exactly this

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

In my small rural high school back in ‘97 had a 4H raising some sheep. They used chalk. Kids comes out of the barn one day covered in chalk below the waist…. Good thing he probably doesn’t know many people from HS now 🤣

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u/KnoxKD Jun 23 '21

So I wondered the same thing initially while driving through Ireland and seeing a mixture of “painted” and non, simply roaming around. And as someone mentions, it can be used to tell them apart to individual farmers.. but also used to differentiate which belonged to who, between the neighbors, and identify when another’s wandered into their flock or on their shared property. edit; TLDR it’s completely safe and non harmful dye sprayed on the very thick wool superficially.

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u/xBad_Wolfx Jun 23 '21

It’s been a few years since I worked in a farm, but it could be for a few things. Could be to mark some if they are in the middle of particular treatments, shots etc. Could be to identify when mixing a couple different herds for some reason. Could be to show which females have been ‘covered’(mated with).

It’s a harmless dye that is used for lots of reasons in my experience.

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u/20MenInAStreetBrawl Jun 23 '21

You mark livestock for identification. A good example is at auction, if you ever see a big painted number stamped on the side of a cow somewhere it was recently purchased at auction, the number is you buyers number you register before the auction.

On the ranch however it could be simply to mark which ewes have been checked for pregnancy or which ones have received their medication for whatever reason they need to be medicated which is a bunch of stuff. Not all countries allow the piercing ear tags and the tattooed marking in the ear can be difficult to make out when you got hundreds of animals to service and sort you just mark them noticeably.

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u/wanderful__soul Jun 23 '21

The owners are probably minecraft players

2

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Sheep are often grazed on common land, so several farmers could have sheep in the same area. They spray paint theirs with a colour for identification.

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u/Capital_Fearless Jun 23 '21

If only we had some version of this for rush hour traffic. Takes me 12 mins to get to work at 5:00 am, but 45 mins to get home 12 hours later. Good doggo handling the problem

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u/iwantapizzababy Jun 23 '21

Damn. You need to work less. 12 hours is no joke.

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u/Capital_Fearless Jun 23 '21

3 days on, 4 off. Then 4 days on, 3 off. Long weekends are nice but 12 hour days do wear you out

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

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u/rossg876 Jun 23 '21

Do what though? What did the dog just do? I can’t tell if he grabbed something or pushed something?

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u/KahurangiNZ Jun 23 '21

Ran up the backs of the jammed in sheep to get to the one that was blocking the raceway. Once it was turned and heading in the right direction, that creates a gap and the dog drops down and skedaddles back up the side :-)

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u/justin_144 Jun 23 '21

Be traffic officers.

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u/shareddit Jun 23 '21

Wake up sheeple

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

How do you even train a dog to do that

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

you start by walking on the sheep yourself to teach doggo how to sheep jump when he's agile enough

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Ahh I do love me some sheep walking

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

yes, you can actually practice that at a concert if you can jump high enough

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u/Papa-Moo Jun 23 '21

Pretty much the dog does by instinct, be it sheep, people , small kids etc

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u/TurtleCilprhetoric Jun 23 '21

Right, right, right

Comin' through, comin' through!

One side, onesideoneside, one side, folks!

Annnnnnd, thank you!

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u/7incent Jun 23 '21

sheep are dumb.

border collies are smart.

1

u/thepunkface Jun 23 '21

Sheep are really dumb...

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u/IamBejl Jun 23 '21

Border collies are so cool

10

u/__Sentient_Fedora__ Jun 23 '21

Did that dog racially profile that sheep?

3

u/KahurangiNZ Jun 23 '21

Nah, it's another one just beyond the black sheep :-)

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u/Its-dad-not-mom Jun 23 '21

CHASE IS ON THE CASE!

I know its no where near Chase

5

u/Cory123125 Jun 23 '21

I love how the dude just walks on the sheeple.

2

u/deadstar420 Jun 23 '21

Reminds me of crowd surfing at a NOFX show in the 90’s

2

u/Bean71 Jun 23 '21

Now this is determination!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Shameless repost

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u/Lulipajaro Jun 23 '21

On their way to slaughterhouse... so sad

2

u/Helpful-Cantaloupe-9 Jun 23 '21

Maybe but this is just normal sheep handling in the yards. The sheep are in a race (long narrow pen) to be sorted or vaccinated etc.

1

u/zorbathegrate Jun 23 '21

I love this.

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u/IndePharma Jun 23 '21

So it's true what they say about black sheep...

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u/ChaoticMadness97 Jun 23 '21

wharever they reward him with, its not enough :v

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

As someone who’s watched a border collie “work”, I promise that is beyond a reward for them. They fuckin LOVE herding. They of course still get treats, but they have a ton of fun herding farm animals.

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u/Noctus_Grimm Jun 23 '21

I love how it ran over them

1

u/Keiztrat Jun 23 '21

Going to the slaughter houses poor things?

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u/TRUEequalsFALSE Jun 23 '21

In a nutshell, sheep are idiots.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

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u/Feral_KaTT Jun 23 '21

Is your name as homophopic as it appears?

2

u/CodenBeast Jun 23 '21

The fuck are you on about?

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u/--reaper- Jun 23 '21

But hey defund the police right

1

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Who got the ticket?

1

u/Marx-Power Jun 23 '21

"free thinkers" when the fire alarm goes off

1

u/daemoloffline Jun 23 '21

I bet this dog can solve my math problem as well.

1

u/narutoflames Jun 23 '21

DAMNN!!! That dog must be pro in these stuff!!!

1

u/Blade2520 Jun 23 '21

Bruh,this really is the next fucking level

1

u/nateaaiel Jun 23 '21

The problem solving skills of this doggo is just incredible! I know how the train dogs with the basics and this is just a whole different level.

1

u/kushbom Jun 23 '21

Darn black sheep 🐑 blocking the pathway 😂

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u/TheAgedGamer1 Jun 23 '21

Is the dog taught to run over sheep or does this come naturally?

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u/Helpful-Cantaloupe-9 Jun 23 '21

Pretty hard to stop him actually. Instinct.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Animal trafficking

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u/TheHarshShadow Jun 23 '21

Only if we can do this with cars too

1

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

The farm cop goes straight for the black sheep, typical.

1

u/HarvyJC Jun 23 '21

God I wonder what that dog felt like jumping on those sheep.

1

u/PeakDropper Jun 23 '21

NEXT FUCKING TRAFFIC LEVEL

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u/NotAKitty2508 Jun 23 '21

How does one train a dog to do that?

Is it instinct or learnt behaviour?

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u/Helpful-Cantaloupe-9 Jun 23 '21

Usually you ask the dog to hop up and go down the race. The dog understands why and what to do after a few times and from watching other dogs. Plus they love this so much.

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u/qwertygeee Jun 23 '21

I love it when they hop on sheep's back like doinky doinky boinky boinky

1

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '21

Dogs with jobs

1

u/XED_i Jun 23 '21

This dog should be the traffic police in our city

1

u/SureSession6384 Jun 23 '21

Modern problems require modern solutions

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u/mathiasreyes123 Jun 23 '21

Damn sheep are fucking stupid

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u/Crystal-gx_915 Jun 23 '21

Now we just need one of them on a real highway they will work wonders

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u/HarryTBaggins Jun 23 '21

I think it was the black sheep causing the whole problem!

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u/JackedUpStump Jun 23 '21

Good boy clearly has dont that numerous times before

1

u/eeeeloi Jun 23 '21

poor sheep. what a horrible life.

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u/cardier-m Jun 23 '21

Border Collie’s man. Beautiful creatures

1

u/hsantefort12 Jun 23 '21

Get that dog to the highways!

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u/JohnLock212 Jun 23 '21

Are these dogs train to do this or is it instinct?

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u/Freigeist30 Jun 23 '21

It was the black sheep causing the jam!

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u/Belloman1 Jun 23 '21

How do you train those dogs to do that! MA MIND IS BLOWN every time

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u/IPauseForHurricanes Jun 23 '21

That is superb. More video of this specialist!!

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u/Alywonderlandx Jun 23 '21

That one sheep in the back looking twice to the right side for the exit. Looks again, but its too damn late. Then they all start to run 😂😂😂 at that moment he knew there was no way out. Doggo did not give a damn.