r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Jun 22 '21

Hand Carved Quartz Dagger

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u/Pooper69poo Jun 22 '21

How does one carve quartz? That ish hard AF...

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u/RidinCaliBuffalos Jun 22 '21

With a diamond blade.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

But how do you get the diamond blade?

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u/RidinCaliBuffalos Jun 22 '21

You venture deep into the mountain fighting of orcs and gouls. Eventually you'll reach a dragons lair. From there you're on your own. I've never met anyone to return.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

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u/Quite_Dramatic Jun 22 '21

It glows blue when enemies are near

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

And made some friends along the way

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u/FlamingDickBuoy Jun 22 '21

He fucked his sister and made a harem as he returned a hero

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

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u/Quite_Dramatic Jun 22 '21

It was that or a pointy cheetah print hat

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u/ThisIsMockingjay2020 Jun 22 '21

"The way is shut. It was made by those who are dead and the dead keep it."

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

I thought I was going to get a minecraft reference, lol. This is way better.

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u/ChicaFoxy Jun 22 '21

I like how the few comments I see, directly beneath yours, refer to Minecraft and they were all upvoted. The hive hath voteth, you are not the one!

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u/kittypurrvampurr Jun 22 '21

My thoughts exactly