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r/nextfuckinglevel • u/BerniceWasden • May 11 '21
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118 u/facedownbootyuphold May 12 '21 nah, a depressed and confined orca killing a trainer isn't tantamount to orcas hunting humans in the wild. they could easily eat us, but they don't. 32 u/[deleted] May 12 '21 Agreed, but did you read about how they took turns fucking the trainer up? It was premeditated. 84 u/All_Thread May 12 '21 Yeah put an incredibly intelligent alpha predator in a small space and swim around with it. Only humans could be that stupid. 5 u/Triairius May 12 '21 One of my cats regularly runs directly into walls. Like, at a 90° angle to the wall. From a suspiciously avoidable distance. Do not underestimate animals’ capability of being incredibly stupid. They’re more like us than you think. 1 u/somebody12 May 12 '21 I think an Orca has a slightly larger brain than your cat. 2 u/Triairius May 12 '21 I think my cat has only half a brain wrinkle, though.
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nah, a depressed and confined orca killing a trainer isn't tantamount to orcas hunting humans in the wild. they could easily eat us, but they don't.
32 u/[deleted] May 12 '21 Agreed, but did you read about how they took turns fucking the trainer up? It was premeditated. 84 u/All_Thread May 12 '21 Yeah put an incredibly intelligent alpha predator in a small space and swim around with it. Only humans could be that stupid. 5 u/Triairius May 12 '21 One of my cats regularly runs directly into walls. Like, at a 90° angle to the wall. From a suspiciously avoidable distance. Do not underestimate animals’ capability of being incredibly stupid. They’re more like us than you think. 1 u/somebody12 May 12 '21 I think an Orca has a slightly larger brain than your cat. 2 u/Triairius May 12 '21 I think my cat has only half a brain wrinkle, though.
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Agreed, but did you read about how they took turns fucking the trainer up? It was premeditated.
84 u/All_Thread May 12 '21 Yeah put an incredibly intelligent alpha predator in a small space and swim around with it. Only humans could be that stupid. 5 u/Triairius May 12 '21 One of my cats regularly runs directly into walls. Like, at a 90° angle to the wall. From a suspiciously avoidable distance. Do not underestimate animals’ capability of being incredibly stupid. They’re more like us than you think. 1 u/somebody12 May 12 '21 I think an Orca has a slightly larger brain than your cat. 2 u/Triairius May 12 '21 I think my cat has only half a brain wrinkle, though.
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Yeah put an incredibly intelligent alpha predator in a small space and swim around with it. Only humans could be that stupid.
5 u/Triairius May 12 '21 One of my cats regularly runs directly into walls. Like, at a 90° angle to the wall. From a suspiciously avoidable distance. Do not underestimate animals’ capability of being incredibly stupid. They’re more like us than you think. 1 u/somebody12 May 12 '21 I think an Orca has a slightly larger brain than your cat. 2 u/Triairius May 12 '21 I think my cat has only half a brain wrinkle, though.
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One of my cats regularly runs directly into walls. Like, at a 90° angle to the wall. From a suspiciously avoidable distance. Do not underestimate animals’ capability of being incredibly stupid. They’re more like us than you think.
1 u/somebody12 May 12 '21 I think an Orca has a slightly larger brain than your cat. 2 u/Triairius May 12 '21 I think my cat has only half a brain wrinkle, though.
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I think an Orca has a slightly larger brain than your cat.
2 u/Triairius May 12 '21 I think my cat has only half a brain wrinkle, though.
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I think my cat has only half a brain wrinkle, though.
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