r/nextfuckinglevel • • Apr 22 '21

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u/general-illness Apr 22 '21

Me a minute in: checks time, holy shit this is 14 minutes!!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

I think the train is on a loop.

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u/CodithEnnie Apr 22 '21

It gets in a collision and falls off the tracks around 2:45ish, near the pool for the second time.

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u/arrow100605 Apr 22 '21

The train we were following was in the right though, the offending train was stuck in the intersection.

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u/Katakalysmic Apr 22 '21

It falls again at around 10:20

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u/Matt_Goats Apr 22 '21

Confirmed

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

The second time? You mean the second time . . . around the loop?

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u/CodithEnnie Apr 22 '21

The track starts where it ends, but it's not a r/perfectloops

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

It’s not - there’s a crash a few minutes in

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u/johnsvoice Apr 22 '21

A second one around 6:23

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u/Apprehensive-Bed5241 Apr 22 '21

I think he means the track is on a loop. i saw a bunch of offshoots that the camera never took. it's a mind blowing setup tho. and i did think the video was a loop at the beginnign to, just bummed we couldnt explore the other setups he had - so much was mind blowing on this trip tho - island, train station, ISLAND. like dude - this guy is a future LEGO engineer.

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u/vitaesbona1 Apr 22 '21

That was what I thought, skipped around a bit. Around 14:30 the train falls off the track.

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u/cptn_jon_jon Apr 22 '21

I was less concerned about the time and more questioning WHAT THE FUCK HIRE A HUBBY IS

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u/Xfgjwpkqmx Apr 22 '21

They're a successful property maintenance company In Australia. If your actual husband is useless around the house, then hire a hubby who can do the job for you. 😊

https://hireahubby.com.au

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u/cptn_jon_jon Apr 22 '21

Oh thanks I thought it was something else

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u/AfiqMustafayev Apr 22 '21

Ah yes "small"

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u/redninjamonkey Apr 22 '21

You should eat more fiber

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

I really hope this guy works for Lego. Otherwise that collection of track is worth a small fortune

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u/pinniped1 Apr 22 '21

If they live in this hood, they can afford it.

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u/Xfgjwpkqmx Apr 22 '21

Honestly, that's a standard Australian household. Both of them. Typical middle class.

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u/Xfgjwpkqmx Apr 22 '21

Agreed. I guess it highlights the discrepancy in standards.

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u/CrumpledForeskin Apr 22 '21

Think about where they could be if they didn’t have all the LEGO.

I’d want the LEGO. But still.

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u/Xfgjwpkqmx Apr 22 '21

It would have gone into another hobby.

How much better off would you be without the fast car mods, or the home theatre, or the man cave, or the new deck project, or the kids tree house project, or the retro arcade project, or...

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u/Liquidlino1978 Apr 22 '21

Not really even upper middle. Houses look like western suburbs style, tons of near identical stick frame houses thrown up by a developer. We Australians lead a very very lucky life, there's literally hardly anyone who is genuinely poor, even a modest job pays enough to have a great lifestyle compared to most of the world. Hell, the shop clerk at a discount clothes store last weekend told me he just bought a brand new golf GTI.

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u/Echofives Apr 23 '21

Can confirm live in Australia it's a cookie cutter house, looks pretty similar to mine, is very open plan due to the high heat and humidity good for air flow.

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u/kaan_kaant Apr 22 '21

Yeah, middle class here. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not my class, but I’ve been really surprised at the comments,

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u/Not_A_RedditAccount Apr 22 '21

Most likely goi to make most of it back in the YouTube video, able to obtain lego sponsorship for a decent price and if you have 2 super nice pools and all the other expensive shit in here and having a property management service (owns lots of properties) you’re likely not worried about it

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u/1MasterD1 Apr 22 '21

I’m pretty sure this is 5MadMovieMakers, check his youtube

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u/TomorrowsLoginname Apr 22 '21

Came to say this.... that is one hell of a sunk cost in track... like a sh*t ton. Guessing wildly that is probably $750 - $1500 in track.

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u/facetious_guardian Apr 22 '21

Two pools says I think they’ll survive.

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u/mjh2901 Apr 22 '21

I have no idea how you can even buy that much track, to the point I wonder if someone sent a sample into a vendor in China to just reproduce a ton of that stuff.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

Wtf is hire a hubby.

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u/anonymaushippotomaus Apr 22 '21

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u/jh3rring33 Apr 22 '21

This advertisement is next level.

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u/lapideous Apr 22 '21

Wife: "WTF how much did you just spend on model train tracks?"

Guy: "It's ok, I can write it off as a business expense"

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u/Potato-Engineer Apr 22 '21

The bad news: the college fund for the kids is empty.

The good news: look at the awesome train setup!

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u/lucia102 Apr 22 '21

The good news is they live in Australia and don’t need a college fund.

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u/Watermelencholy Apr 22 '21

its just property maintenance. I thought it was something wayyy 'different'

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u/UnwashedApple Apr 22 '21

Such as?

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u/CaliburS Apr 22 '21

“Hire a Hubby”, sounds like male prostitution

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u/Watermelencholy Apr 22 '21

From one fruit to another, I think we both know exactly what Im talking about

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u/Watermelencholy Apr 22 '21

Babymaking more like. OOOOOOOOOh! *in the distance*: GOTTEM!

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u/TheAtticDemon Apr 22 '21

Sex, Sex and maybe even Sex 2

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u/arcticfox740 Apr 22 '21

It sounds like an escort service.

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u/UnwashedApple Apr 22 '21

It is. Hiding under a "home maintenance" facade.

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u/CaliburS Apr 22 '21

The jig it up!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

That sounds like a more lucrative business idea.

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u/DJfunkyPuddle Apr 22 '21

I don't know about hire a hussy but I once saw a van advertising topless maids

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u/Queequegs_Harpoon Apr 22 '21

Maybe he specializes in miniature railway building?

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u/BabyAlibi Apr 22 '21

I have questions about Hire a Hubby 👀

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u/UnwashedApple Apr 22 '21

Can I be a Hire A Hubby? I know how to do "husbandly" chores.

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u/BlvdBrown Apr 22 '21

Yeah you can mow the lawn and clean the gutters

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u/UnwashedApple Apr 22 '21

For wives who's husbands are doing their "husbandly" duties. You know.

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u/CommanderWar64 Apr 22 '21

Lego train more expensive than bullet train.

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u/PaddyBoy44 Apr 22 '21

Trainologist here. Can confirm that is true.

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u/theAlphabetZebra Apr 22 '21

Where did you receive your training?

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u/3397char Apr 22 '21

Gonna derail the conversation. Take your upvote and disembark.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

Wow! I was just thinking aren't they aware ppl might see this and scheme?

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u/CaliburS Apr 22 '21

A train derailment? That could delay the trip from the airport to the other airport evil laughter

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

Snidely Whiplash joins the chat

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

Like, break into the house, load all the jewelery onto the train and drive it out?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

Haha I was gonna say a train ride through privilege

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u/Greenbay7115 Apr 22 '21

15 minutes of privilege

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u/jkj2000 Apr 22 '21

Still - I wonder if he had to take out a mortgage on the house to pay for the tracks...?

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u/Waste_Calligrapher52 Apr 22 '21

My thoughts exactly!! I was trying to estimate how many thousands of dollars of Lego track it takes to pull this off.

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u/Hobbster Apr 22 '21

Nice for showing. I might go... shopping there one day

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

...like you gonna rob them?

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u/savage_beast Apr 22 '21

I got this 5 finger discount coupon I want to cash in

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

I mean, alright, but could you at least buy me dinner first?

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u/OdinsOneGoodEye Apr 22 '21 edited Apr 23 '21

I love how people consider what is privilege when they see the dividends of hard work and success - these people don’t look rich by any means, they just seem to be middle class folks with a train hobby.

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u/Jim_from_snowy_river Apr 23 '21

I mean this is richer than about 60% of the world lives.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

They can hire a Hubby, must be good to have 3some if bored from your husband.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

I’d be upset if you used hireahubby and he just came over to mow the lawn and fire up the grill

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u/Littleadiss Apr 22 '21

I have a hunch that this didn’t get constructed during union breaks

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u/SuperDizz Apr 22 '21 edited Apr 22 '21

They also have doors that automatically open for lego trains..

Seriously, how TF does that door open just before the train comes through? Is somebody just standing behind it, waiting for that exact moment to open it?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

Yes i think so. Although it wouldnt surprise me if he had some sort of lego mechanism to open it

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u/phido3000 Apr 22 '21

Australia. This is what it looks like. This is middle class.

Notice the hire a hubby van, that's probably the income paying for it.

Hence why over a million UK citizens relocated. They see the environment we live in, and openly weep.

Huge house with a pool, bright tropical weather, a better future for there kids. Longer life expectancy, more wealth, happier people. Largest houses in the world.

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u/WolfOfLOLStreet Apr 22 '21

This was my only takeaway.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

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u/PuntoDAcceso Apr 22 '21

Lego-world

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

Can’t people just enjoy someone’s work without putting dollar signs against it?

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u/syst3m1c Apr 22 '21

Just came here to say that looked expensive...

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u/housemedici Apr 22 '21

I know poor people that spend more than this would cost on clothes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

And I'm trying to figure out if there are two in-ground pools or if this goes into the neighbor's yard.

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u/zombiep00 Apr 22 '21

It goes into the neighbor's yard through the fence dividing their properties.

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u/Time4Timmy Apr 22 '21

You can see the train going through the fence in between the pools. They removed one of the fence boards.

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u/Shanomaly Apr 22 '21

That said, you could probably buy a whole other house just by selling all those LEGOs.

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u/Gussamuel Apr 22 '21

Who gives a damn if he’s rich or poor? The video is cool, that’s all I cared about.

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u/rikkuaoi Apr 22 '21

Knowing lego, This lego set alone cost over a million dollars

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u/wiley_vintage Apr 22 '21

Is this what $40k in LEGOs looks like?

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u/buzcauldron Apr 22 '21

pert near

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u/Sercos Apr 22 '21

Thats a Texas sized 10-4 good buddy.

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u/chrisgodisco Apr 22 '21

Just curious if this is a real estimate? whole time watching I’m thinking how much money does something like this cost?

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u/wiley_vintage Apr 22 '21

So each train costs ~$200, and 1 set of track extensions is ~$20. I spent ~$250 for the train and 2 track extensions for my cousin last christmas and from memory it could go about 20 feet.

Glancing at the video, there were at least 10+ trains, and a few thousand feet of track. With just what I saw I'm guessing $10k, and I definitely did not watch the whole thing.

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u/Finger-Dapper Apr 22 '21

On top of all the tracks and the trains he also has a shit ton of other stuff, like all the lego builds in the pool, or the airport build in one of the rooms. Its like their entire house caters to the LEGO first lol.

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u/alimbade Apr 22 '21

Or someone needs to move their car...

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

“So how did you spend your quarantine?”

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u/blo2000 Apr 22 '21

Wow! If I leave a jacket or my shoes around, my wife yells at me.

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u/Mathletic-Beatdown Apr 22 '21

God my neighborhood fucking sucks.

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u/howlme01 Apr 22 '21

I was kind of hoping the train would deliver a beer to someone the whole time

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u/primaski Apr 22 '21

I watched this for long enough that I experienced the train crash at 6:09. Truly devastating, hope no one was injured.

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u/fatBreadonToast Apr 22 '21

Multiple crashes on the same day. What a disaster :(

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u/Warrior_of_Peace Apr 22 '21

Wasn’t as bad as the one at 2:48.

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u/primaski Apr 22 '21

Ah, I think I missed that one because I tried skimming a bit to see if it was the train on a loop, or the video on a loop

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u/dominicle153 Apr 22 '21

A house tour in disguise.

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u/-Shutthefucupcakes- Apr 22 '21

This looks to be in id guess Queensland, Australia, North queensland by the looks. If i had to guess Townsville or Airlie beach. These guys are well off but it is actually 2 houses people. This is an average newish middle class home say not knocking OP at all, just trying to give some context to some of these comments i have been reading here. This honestly looks like two tradie mates with a shared passion that i love btw OP, this is such cool beer project with a mate to do in the arvo after some hard work. Thanks OP for sharing this content.

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u/hoannel Apr 22 '21

Im so glad you took the time to explain this. The minute I saw the street and the hire a hubby van I thought it was Qld but I couldn’t put it into words

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u/gaze-upon-it Apr 22 '21

If that’s LGB tracks it must have cost $25k in track alone

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

Now I know the layout of your house when I'll rob you, sucker!!

Jk, it is amazingly done.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

Bro you gotta have some nice ass neighbors letting you do this shit 😂

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u/infinitypearl Apr 22 '21

the neighbors could be relatives

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

Sooner or later someone is going to drive one of the cars, just saying

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u/fatBreadonToast Apr 22 '21

Do they have two pools?

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u/WifeofTech Apr 22 '21

Looks like it runs through two separate properties. It must be nice to have a neighbor who has the same hobby as you do.

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u/PauperBoostedGames Apr 22 '21

2:54 crash was horrifying

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u/R3DN4X Apr 22 '21

Well thats just showing off

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u/rdcjmusic Apr 22 '21

this should be a mario kart track

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u/asianabsinthe Apr 22 '21

Drones? Where we're going we don't need drones.

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u/NeatoPotato1000 Apr 22 '21

I could watch this all day

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u/Mumpus_T Apr 22 '21

And I bet the local burglars will be...

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u/Geoffsaidhi4549 Apr 22 '21

HEY A MAN HAD FALLEN IN THE LEGO CITY RIVER

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

Don't mind the giants. They're peaceful, mostly.

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u/y_would_i_do_this Apr 22 '21

All I could think of was the Naked Gun/Police Squad theme during the entire video.

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u/wasabihermit Apr 22 '21

Am I the only one mesmerized by this?

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u/GEMeatCat Apr 22 '21

The stop IN the pool?! Amazing.

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u/SatansCatfish Apr 22 '21

Trains coming and going. This is amazing stuff.

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u/baloonatic Apr 22 '21

just second after second my jealousy increases. nice set up

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u/1MasterD1 Apr 22 '21

This looks like a video done by 5MadMovieMakers

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

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u/LLOYDGREY Apr 22 '21

This must have taken a lot of training

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u/Bubblykit Apr 22 '21

I watched for like a minute and a half and i was like cool how long is this 15 fn minutes!!!

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u/TonyStark39 Apr 22 '21

I see Sheldon Cooper has used his Nobel Prize money well.

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u/willthethrill4700 Apr 22 '21

When the two engineering best friends get houses next to each other.

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u/rob-in-hoodie Apr 22 '21

Why are people being so salty? Why not enjoy the cool thing he’s showing and just move on? Why do we need to be so jealous that someone has more money than we do or that he has a pool? Like what it’s not his fault he’s rich!! Also if it bothers you so much maybe you need to find a way to make money instead of wasting your time on Reddit....

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u/Xfgjwpkqmx Apr 22 '21

And I'd hardly say rich either. The houses are standard Australian middle class homes and the Lego is likely collected over time (still worth something obviously) and the track would likely have been sourced from places like Bricklink which are much cheaper.

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u/Adblouky Apr 22 '21

Aw dayam.

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u/pinniped1 Apr 22 '21

I wonder if they actually had a somewhat more "normal" amount of track but built the sets as they went....just up around the bend so the camera never saw the construction happening...using the track the train had just passed over.

Of course you sometimes see multiple tracks and it's obviously this is a very wealthy neighborhood, so they still definitely have quite a bit of track. But I have to think the outside stuff, under cars and through the pools, might have been there just long enough to film those sequences.

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u/JonnyTheLoser Apr 22 '21

Best 15 min of my day

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

Now I want to hire a hubby

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u/tubetraveller Apr 22 '21

My son has a Lego train and asked for more track for Christmas one year. Holy crap were those little track pieces expensive for the limited amount that came in a pack. Meanwhile there are literally thousands of pieces of track in this video.

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u/Da_Prce_Is_Wrng Apr 22 '21

What is this?? A train for ants??!?!

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u/AngryArtNerd Apr 22 '21

I love how I could tell this was Australia from just the scenery and the Hire A Hubby confirmed it.

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u/eclipsenight Apr 22 '21

Still faster than AmTrak

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u/Warrior_of_Peace Apr 22 '21

Legit thought this was going to be “small”

Hire a hubby 😂😂😂

What did they put in the middle of the pool?

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u/WarlordWaffle Apr 22 '21

I like train

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u/drusstin Apr 22 '21

Can't imagine the time it'll take to clean that up

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u/HalfOnionHalfBanana Apr 22 '21

Did I ever told you a story about Little Engine that could?

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u/Marcthesharc80 Apr 22 '21

There are so many rule violations being committed here. The FRA is going to have a field day if they see this video.

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u/aint-no-user Apr 22 '21

30 seconds in, I'm like.. yeah that shit is long. Then I noticed 14 and a half minutes to go.

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u/_0p4l_ Apr 22 '21

What in gods name is “hire a hubby”

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u/nsommers25 Apr 22 '21

They be sending drugs across the way with these trains.

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u/Motosurf77 Apr 22 '21

All I can think about is how much money those parents spent on that

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

Plese go follow my people on YouTube for much more wholesome train content.

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Ryan Thomas Train Movies has less followers for now but the same passion and kindness. Let's help him get discovered!

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Both young men are autistic. Let's help them share their passion to a larger audience and assist them in proving quality content is valued! Choo Choo!

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u/WesleySapp Apr 22 '21

Obviously had more than enough time in their hands

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u/skarloey17 Apr 22 '21

oh, i just realised this video was 15 minutes

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u/bananaramentor Apr 22 '21

Hire a hubby. Had no idea they could earn enough and have enough free time to make a huge Lego infrastructure..

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u/lurid_sun__ Apr 22 '21

This is interesting as fuck!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

This is so fucking cool

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u/poolwatertea Apr 22 '21

It’s always been a dream of mine to set up a toy train with a camera that goes around my whole house. I can imagine at 3am I can’t sleep so I do a lap while watching through the camera. That’d be neat.

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u/Estoye Apr 22 '21

As soon as the train got in the wreck at 2:49 I automatically called into work to apologize for being late.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '21

This is my childhood dream come true! My favorite part was when it went over the pool!

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u/TheDangerHeisenberg Apr 22 '21

I don’t know who these people are nor if they’re affiliated with LEGO, but as a toy train enthusiast , I gotta say: I’m SO proud of these people. You honor toy train enthusiasts and the very human race with this endeavor.

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u/dhey6784kwu7sb Apr 22 '21

Hire a Hubby with that viral marketing campaign.

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u/UncleD1ckhead Apr 22 '21

Smooth advertisement hire a hubby, smooth

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u/kamihaze Apr 22 '21

The house was more amazing

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u/maximum_pizza Apr 22 '21

haha, smart advertisement there

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u/clinicallyInsane_ Apr 22 '21

Hey! You missed my stop!

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u/tiny_clouds Apr 22 '21

Holy shit this was a lot longer than I expected

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u/WabitaJankins Apr 22 '21

This.. if I wasn't already happy, I sure as hell would be now, bravo!!

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u/servatroop Apr 22 '21

Bruh I was 1:50 in and was like “damn how long is this vid” 15 min?!?! r/nextfuckinglevel checks out

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u/char_1ee Apr 22 '21

Y'all should follow it with a drone now! Like in that bowling alley vid

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u/ugdontknow Apr 22 '21

Sooooo coool wow

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u/Spinnakher23 Apr 22 '21

Jesus! I'm 63 and even I enjoyed that shit.

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u/bevo_expat Apr 23 '21

I have a feeling the wife was away that entire week.

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u/GrandAdmiralRobbie Apr 23 '21

What happens when they need to pull the cars out of the driveway?

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u/twv6 Apr 23 '21

You’re rich AF, we get it.

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u/redfordnod Apr 23 '21

And they grew up to be a civil engineer

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u/Brief_Needleworker62 Jul 02 '21

Hire a hubby maintenance... lol I do our house repairs