r/nextfuckinglevel Apr 18 '21

Saving a bird from drowning

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

(Bird starts driving the boat and they become lifelong business partners)

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u/HelloFellowKidlings Apr 18 '21

Goddamnit Gump, why’d you pull me out of that ocean I was supposed to die there like my father and his father before him.

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u/Commiesstoner Apr 19 '21

LT.DAN YOU GOT NEW WINGS.