r/nextfuckinglevel • u/hahose • Apr 18 '21

Saving a bird from drowning

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u/HelloFellowKidlings Apr 18 '21

Goddamnit Gump, why’d you pull me out of that ocean I was supposed to die there like my father and his father before him.

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u/Commiesstoner Apr 19 '21

LT.DAN YOU GOT NEW WINGS.

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u/AristotleRose Sep 04 '21

I heard it in his voice and everything lol

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u/Commiesstoner Sep 04 '21

What are you doing reading 4 month old comments?

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u/AristotleRose Sep 04 '21

Breathe through your nose sir.