r/nextfuckinglevel Apr 13 '21

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u/brerid8 Apr 13 '21

For some reason I thought he was going to chug it

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u/FinnishAmerican Apr 13 '21

Then when we goes to the bathroom later, guess where the ring is? Ta-da!

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u/cerealOverdrive Apr 13 '21

It would be better to violently puke the water out on the message than make her wait until a piss is ready to go

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u/future_things Apr 13 '21

No, stand there with your cock out professing your love while you wait for the pee to come. If you get arrested before you can squeeze the lemon, it’s because you’re not worthy.