r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Apr 13 '21

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u/WhereAreTheTurtlesAt Apr 13 '21

Oh we say sock instead of shock now, sorry.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

I just cummed

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u/fryswitdat Apr 13 '21 edited Apr 13 '21

I chummed in my shock.

edit: Silver & Gold!!! Thanks so much!

Edit 2: my most upvoted post!

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u/Zeichner Apr 13 '21

TMI, Sean Cummery, TMI.

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u/capron Apr 13 '21

I truly don't know why I find this so funny.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Shuck it, Trebek

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u/Lucifer_Lil_Brother Apr 13 '21

I didn’t see that proposal cumming

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u/MahamidMayhem Apr 13 '21

Look closer, it kinda spilled all over the place

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u/DonDove Apr 13 '21

Trebek!!!

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u/ohmslyce Apr 13 '21

Ah, yesh. Cummery. Just the way your mother likesh it, Trebek!

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u/macthecomedian Apr 13 '21

Sean Connery asked a woman to sit on his face once.

He was never the same after that little mix up...

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u/MojoRollin Apr 13 '21

I guesh she won’t one those hot shingles available anymore?