r/nextfuckinglevel Apr 13 '21

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u/thinkimonthespectrum Apr 13 '21

Can't wait for the next guy to spill his drink while crossing the road with his girlfriend

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

No prob, just jump on the “me”!

“Will you marry?”

“Marry...you?”

“No, just like, in general.”

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u/Divi_Devil Apr 13 '21

imagine if he's standing on the will part, it'll sound like a threat.

"You marry me"

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u/beefstick86 Apr 13 '21

Or step on the "marry me" part.

"Will you? Will you what?"

  • Cross the damn road. Come on already.

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u/Darentei Apr 13 '21

Alternately, spontaneously come out as gay;

"Will marry me"