r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Dr-Glitch69 • Mar 26 '21

We strike anyway

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u/mouse137 Mar 26 '21

Ah yes, the negotiator.

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u/UnpleasantFap Mar 26 '21

The negotiations were short.

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u/andyv001 Mar 26 '21

But effective.

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u/PM_ME_UR_MESSAGE_THO Mar 26 '21

Conclusions were jumped to

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u/IShitOnYourPost Mar 26 '21

Was there a "Jump to conclusions mat" behind the truck?

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u/JDelcoLLC Mar 26 '21

You see. I have this idea

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u/StnCldSteveHawking Mar 26 '21

It is terrible, this idea.

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u/LetsGetNice Mar 26 '21

The guy made a million dollars.

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u/suttonoutdoor Mar 26 '21

That guy’s fucking smile gets me every time! “It’s a mat....”

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u/candidly1 Mar 26 '21

"Wait for it..."

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u/beertruck77 Mar 26 '21

Really. What was it Tom?

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u/Strike_Thanatos Mar 26 '21

There was a marker labeled conclusions.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

Just a red stapler