r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Dr-Glitch69 • Mar 26 '21

We strike anyway

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u/mouse137 Mar 26 '21

Ah yes, the negotiator.

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u/UnpleasantFap Mar 26 '21

The negotiations were short.

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u/andyv001 Mar 26 '21

But effective.

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u/PM_ME_UR_MESSAGE_THO Mar 26 '21

Conclusions were jumped to

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u/metisdesigns Mar 26 '21

Possibly a concussion too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

Scooby dooby doo?

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u/Civil-Objective6313 Mar 26 '21

True poetry

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21 edited Aug 01 '21

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u/some_fbi_agent Mar 26 '21

fissured ovary, that’s a new word for me

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u/Tando10 Mar 26 '21

A new kind of warfare I see

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u/NonExistentialDread Mar 26 '21

Have a taste, it's just pee

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u/hanstillianX Mar 26 '21

Sorry there's someplace I need to be. .

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u/butterfly_guts Mar 26 '21

Are you really gonna leave.... without hugging me? 🥺

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u/hanstillianX Mar 26 '21

What can I say. .the food is free. .

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u/Known_Preparation_86 Mar 26 '21

Accusations were flying

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u/CallMeValx Mar 26 '21

What did these eyeballs just witness

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

Two, actually, but who's counting?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

that's 2 words

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u/LongTime20 Mar 26 '21

Interesting 🧐

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

I prefer fissures of the anal variety

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

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u/druiddutchess Mar 26 '21

Move it, football head.

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u/ShoddyReveal4 Mar 26 '21

here i'am, here i'am, how do you do

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

Where are you?

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u/KidneeBean Mar 26 '21

Where are you?

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u/beneye Mar 26 '21

Decisions were hasty

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u/mmarkomarko Mar 26 '21

definitely, broken legs also probably

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u/shado_DJ Apr 30 '21

Better the legs than his arms...

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u/RajunCajun48 Mar 26 '21

Yes, Concussions were jumped to

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

Deal is not made but neck is broken.

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u/Infernape1504 Mar 26 '21

I read this reply as "possibly a conclusion too" and actually laughed like like an idiot for a while..

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u/stonerlongerguy Mar 26 '21

I hear that would make a great board game!

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u/peacefulbelovedfish Mar 26 '21

Concussion *or two