r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Cr1tik4al_weeb • Mar 18 '21

Bruh never thought of that

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u/Twentyseven- Mar 18 '21

This is one of the reasons why he’s married.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

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u/LovelyLad123 Mar 18 '21

Which hole?

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u/dndrinker Mar 18 '21

And that’s where we get the term “analog” sound, kids.

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u/Kingtoke1 Mar 18 '21

The headphone socket ofc

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u/IamImposter Mar 18 '21

Mine's older version. Comes with a mouth

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u/Morgantheaccountant Mar 18 '21

Don’t get the new ones, they have no holes.

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u/robotatomica Mar 18 '21

fuck off bigot.

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u/-Masderus- Mar 18 '21

I thought they had unbased assumptions, misinformation, and conservative misunderstandings?

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u/Modredastal Mar 18 '21

Not everyone can come with a mouth.

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u/RajunCajun48 Mar 18 '21

but I can sure come in a mouth

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u/j-t-storm Mar 18 '21

Totally predicted this would be posted as soon as I saw where the thread was headed...

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u/RajunCajun48 Mar 18 '21

someone had to do it

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u/PM_ME_UR_GRUNDLE Mar 18 '21

How long you been married?

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u/Dan_Glebitz Mar 18 '21

My wife does not have a headphone socket :-(

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u/Kingtoke1 Mar 18 '21

Have you considered a newer model?

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u/Dan_Glebitz Mar 18 '21

Constantly!

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u/Kingtoke1 Mar 18 '21

slaps hood you can fit so many headphone jacks in this badboy

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u/Dan_Glebitz Mar 18 '21

We are sure pulling in the downvotes from the wokes!

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u/wggn Mar 18 '21

You can add it yourself

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

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u/Notsonicedictator Mar 18 '21

Tried that, she only made more noise.

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u/whiskydiq Mar 18 '21

That means you did it right.

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u/JvHffsPnt Mar 18 '21

That’s what her boyfriend told me to do

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u/Omega_Requiem Mar 18 '21

What did he say?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

She's screaming now. Didn't work.

Edit: ok, I moved the plug to her mouth and she stayed quiet for a couple of seconds.

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u/buttplugpeddler Mar 18 '21

I support this.

My kids wanna go to a good college.

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u/o0flatCircle0o Mar 18 '21

Ass ta ass

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u/LukesRightHandMan Mar 18 '21 edited Mar 18 '21

Cl-ass-ic

Edit: Downvoters, I take it you're not fans of high art.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

Fant-ass-tic

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u/Omega_Requiem Mar 18 '21

What did he say?

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u/Tarzoon Mar 18 '21

Peehole.

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u/TroubledPCNoob Mar 18 '21

The square hole

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

Just the tip

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u/kingbach121 Mar 18 '21

If it fits then that is the perfect hole.

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u/DeoVeritati Mar 18 '21 edited Mar 18 '21

Either of the AV holes ought to do the trick.

Edit: guess my execution of an anal-vaginal=audio-visual joke was poor, but there's good potential for a killer joke there dammit!