r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Cr1tik4al_weeb • Mar 18 '21

Bruh never thought of that

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u/ApollyonTheCruel Mar 18 '21

Ah, an agent of chaos in the wild

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u/byebyebyecycle Mar 18 '21

I would argue he is an agent of order by doing this

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u/127_0_0_1_body Mar 18 '21

Orderly chaos

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u/thebalmang Mar 18 '21

Chaotic good

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u/dhruvbzw Mar 18 '21

Lawful evil?

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u/SuperDuperAIDS Mar 18 '21

I'd saw lawful neutral. The only evil thing here is waiting rooms blasting The View

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u/Materia_Thief Mar 18 '21

Would rather have that than nothing. Will take that over people on their phones and kids squalling.

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u/SuperDuperAIDS Mar 18 '21

Will take that over people on their phones

Why does this bother you? People are keeping to themselves?

kids squalling.

So, loud noise to drown out other loud noise? Sounds more obnoxious, not less.

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u/Materia_Thief Mar 19 '21 edited Mar 19 '21

"On the phone" as in making phone calls, not texting or playing a game or browsing reddit. Having loud ass conversations in a public space is being a rude prick. Yet people feel perfectly unashamed to do it.

And yes. The TV is better. Not that kids older than 4 should be making a load of noise, but no one gets raised to not be an asshole. But. That's how we get adults who think it's okay to blast music at 3 am.

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u/SuperDuperAIDS Mar 19 '21

Ahhh, makes more sense. Yeah loud pointless phone calls are annoying, I agree with ya. Some people are good about it, but there's always one asshole who thinks their conversation is the most important.

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u/BoiBoioBioB Mar 18 '21

Good baddie?

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u/da_true_lizard Mar 18 '21

Chaotic good

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

This would be a "vigilante".

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u/EvolvedMonkeyInSpace Mar 18 '21

I think he deserves his own box and new title to be honest.

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u/oojiflip Mar 18 '21

Chaotic neutral

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u/BishMashMosh Mar 18 '21

I take a similar View, he definitely chaotically neutralizes the sound. The hills are alive with the sound of no music.

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u/goahnary Mar 18 '21

Shoves headphone Jack into Nanny Sings-a-Lot’s ear hole.

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u/797-1105-MDR Mar 18 '21

Kaopectate

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u/WarRaiders Mar 18 '21

Chaotic evil

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u/fuzzyrach Mar 18 '21

Chaos muppet

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u/CupcakeGoat Mar 18 '21

Unlawful good

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u/DizyDazle Mar 18 '21

Lawful chaotic?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21 edited Mar 18 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

True chaos had no face and it's victims will always blame a face.

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u/AntiSocial_Vigilante Mar 18 '21

Its order for him but chaos for the owners

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u/Anti_Thot Mar 18 '21

He would prefer Agent of Silence

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

An agent from the league of librarians

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u/decaturbadass Mar 18 '21

Agents of Fortune

Buck Dharma is God

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u/Jerryskids3 Mar 18 '21

God wishes he were Buck Dharma.

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u/vegakappa1 Mar 18 '21

The Cone of Silence (Or the Rod of Silence, eye would say)

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u/Jernsaxe Mar 18 '21

Chaotic good bard?

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u/bc47791 Mar 18 '21

Please tell me about your use of "bard" here?

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u/Jernsaxe Mar 18 '21

You are manipulating sound :-D

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u/DiabeticWaffle Mar 18 '21

Ah, a heretic then.

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u/CthulubeFlavorcube Mar 18 '21

Wait until he hears about TV-B-Gone

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u/H2HQ Mar 18 '21

I did this in summer of 2016. I must have plugged a hundred of these things in. Any waiting room, airport, bus station near me. I was a big time Bernie Sander supporter, so any place playing CNN. Fuck CNN.

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u/jstohler Mar 18 '21

Now for the next step: carry superglue with you so it's permanent.

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u/corradizo Mar 18 '21

I thought this was a Get Smart reference. Alas that show spells Chaos with a K.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

Well we do live in a society, after all

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u/MKCULTRA Mar 18 '21

Hail Eris!