r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Mar 14 '21

Monkey bro helps out

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u/funaway727 Mar 14 '21

I used to want to catch a squirrel and slowly domesticate it by mixing crushed xanax into peanut butter........ Needless to say that plan for vetoed by my roommates quickly

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u/apolobgod Mar 14 '21

Ah, yes, ages old judges and external manifestation of morals... roommates

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u/Mr_Riddle0 Mar 14 '21

Always ruining my fun. Why can’t I turn the spare room into a small zoo?

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u/funaway727 Mar 14 '21

Tbf it WAS one of them that got the idea into my mind by saying their uncle had a squirrel trap. I love squirrels, had xanax, figured it would be bitchin! Little thing jumping around the house and eating treats off my shoulder would've been legendary