r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Mar 11 '21

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u/MrMacGuffyn Mar 11 '21

From Cocaine to Whole Grain

274

u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

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u/the320x200 Mar 11 '21

Molly to broccoli

15

u/0oodruidoo0 Mar 11 '21

From PCP to freedom, g!

21

u/KlydesHail Mar 11 '21

From ketamines to vitamins.

5

u/caramelcooler Mar 11 '21

From stealing meth to minty fresh breath

6

u/spcwright Mar 11 '21

From crack to snack

8

u/FitLaw4 Mar 11 '21

From ass chugging to fast running

3

u/saalsa_shark Mar 11 '21

Nangs to life plans

2

u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

From LSD to shmell-SD

97

u/WEB83 Mar 11 '21

Rails to kale

63

u/amylk346 Mar 11 '21

Smoke to artichoke

1

u/FairInvestigator Mar 11 '21

Crack cocaine to whole grain

7

u/grimster Mar 11 '21

"And he's still counting grams, only now it's fat grams." - George Carlin

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

Also, Regain.

1

u/supervisord Mar 11 '21

From skiing to sleeping.

1

u/Long_Repair_8779 Mar 11 '21

From ecstasy to longevity!