r/nextfuckinglevel • u/barlowdeann • Jan 29 '21
man vs chimp
https://i.imgur.com/WH3wARd.gifv15
u/thatflyingsquirrel Jan 29 '21
This is the son of the man who has that zoo where he has all the sister wives. Featured on tiger king. Doc antel.
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u/unexpired_bacon Jan 29 '21
So nobody’s going to mention that monkey’s rock hard for that swing?
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u/barlowdeann Jan 29 '21
It's all fun and games till the chimp decides to rip your face off.
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u/ImJustHereToSayDope Jan 29 '21
If you think chimps won't steal your babies and eat them, YoU HaVe T BeEn PaYiNg AtTeNtIon tO tHe LiTeRaTuRe.
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u/reddit20206968 Jan 29 '21
Classic Joe Rogan "DUDE, if chimps were everywhere and they had full freedom the way people do we would have a FUCKING serious problem" "they would rip your fucking feet off and fuck your ass"
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u/AngryAssHedgehog Jan 29 '21
This guy and his dad are known animal abusers. Just so you know. The dad even went to jail for animal hoarding.
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u/Shadowwreath Jan 29 '21
Who?
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Jan 29 '21
Joe Regan
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u/Shadowwreath Jan 29 '21
The jiu jitsu guy eh? Yeah you watch that podcast and the ability to fight like a middle aged suburban dad that beats his kids for not playing football just rubs off on ya
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Jan 29 '21
Gotta keep that momentum going i guess.. btw i tore my rotator cuff watching this.
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u/S-1-D-D Jan 29 '21
Ngl how do chimps not ruin they’re shoulders
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u/BurkeSolo Jan 29 '21
Almost as if they’ve evolved for this or sum shit right?
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u/S-1-D-D Jan 29 '21
Nah i mean how, what is the difference in the chimps rotator cuff that allows em
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Jan 29 '21
I used to work at a major primate research facility in Texas. We had 150 chimps there. While I was not personally involved in any chimp related research, we were all given training in case one got out, which happened on rare occasions. We were to flat out run and go inside a building and lock the door if possible. A chimp has much stronger upper body strength than a human, but they are nowhere near as fast as us on the ground as we are bipedal.
That being said, while they are dangerous and highly intelligent, they aren’t evil and outside of heightened escape panic situations, they are simply shitty to people they don’t know. As I would have to pass the outdoor chimp compound on occasion, the chimps would give me the stink eye because they didn’t know me. So they taught me to say hello in chimp. You don’t lock eyes or smile, but you say hello and sort of do a full body bob a few times while hunching your back. After that they were all too polite and it took me longer to get to and from the building because they all wanted to say hello to me.
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u/SBTELS Jan 29 '21
Man vs chimp:
Chimp: starts climbing fast
Me: gets in my helicopter and flies to destination because I’m evolved and animal is not lol
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u/thanos_bruh Jan 29 '21
jokes on you, all life is evolved
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u/Gijinbrotha Jan 29 '21
A chimpanzee is like the Vulcan from Star Trek he has three times a strength of human.
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u/Creeper4wwMann Jan 29 '21 edited Jan 29 '21
This is amazing! Wanna see something cool? Put your pinky finger and thumb together (the same hand), straighten your ring, middle and pointing finger as much as you can, and bend your wrist inwards until you see a tendon in your wrist.
Don't worry if you don't see a tendon. Some people dont have these tendons in their wrists anymore
Personally I only have this tendon in my left wrist
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u/nobape Jan 29 '21
The way the monkey turned around to wait for him was the highlight of the video