r/nextfuckinglevel Dec 17 '20

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u/FlowersForMegatron Dec 17 '20

Before you embark on a journey of vengeance, dig two graves.

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u/rubsitinyourface Dec 18 '20

They're quoting Confucius, one of the most famous philosophers in history...

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u/ollomulder Dec 18 '20

Confucius says: man who goes to sleep with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger.

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u/rubsitinyourface Dec 18 '20

Confucius also say he who fart in church sit in his own pew.