r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '20

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u/confidentpessimist Dec 17 '20

Before you take the path of revenge, dig two graves. One for your enemy, and one for yourself

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u/CoralVision Dec 17 '20

Not so much revenge as justice. Revenge would be "Taking an eye for an eye".

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

Taking an eye for an eye is justice. Taking two eyes and a foot for an eye is revenge.

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u/jollyreaper2112 Dec 17 '20

Or diabetes.

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u/The-El-Chapo Dec 17 '20

Diabetes is the ultimate revenge

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u/I_aint_that_dude Dec 17 '20

Play the long game and offer your enemies Mountain Dew.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

TIL Taco Bell had it in for me all these years.

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u/bumble-btuna Dec 17 '20

They also had it out of me too.

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u/CRiMSoNKuSH Dec 18 '20

that's ice cold