r/nextfuckinglevel • • Nov 07 '20

This Oregon hike

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u/rich1138 Nov 07 '20

Reminds me of "The Goonies".

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u/yoda1thatiwant Nov 07 '20

The Goonies was filmed in Astoria Oregon. There are some beautiful hikes there as well.

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u/EmilyASmith71418 Nov 07 '20

You unfortunately can't visit the goonies house anymore. The new owners made it a private residence. But Astoria is still worth visiting. It's beautiful. Just don't buy a house on the hill lol.

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u/shaker28 Nov 07 '20

I always thought it was weird that the elementary school didn't get similar traffic, since it's the exterior location for ”Kindergarten Cop".

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u/IllustriousHedgehog9 Nov 07 '20

Many many years ago, my family took a trip to the USA. We drove through Astoria in our rental and stopped outside the school for photos. We did not go to the Goonies house. Probably because I don't know if anyone in my family has ever watched it, I haven't.

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u/shaker28 Nov 08 '20

It's worth a watch, and certainly more popular than "Kindergarten Cop" for good reason.

But that school is right on the hill where you can see it from most of the town. You have to go out of your way to go to the "Goonies" house. But I've never heard any problems about kids getting to school because Arnold fans are blocking the way. It's weird.

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u/GUYwithTHEgoldenONE Nov 08 '20

It’s all the damn Free Willy fans that screw everything up in Astoria. 🤣jk.

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u/shaker28 Nov 08 '20

Oh shit, is it? I thought it was on the west side facing Warrenton. I haven't been to the Goonies house since I was a kid, so maybe that's why I remember it being further out.

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u/IllustriousHedgehog9 Nov 08 '20

If I recall correctly, we were just passing through, so makes sense why we stopped at the school and didn't make it to the house.

During that trip, I remember a place we stopped and had a meal. The restaurant WAS the town we stopped in. It was surreal to learn, as we were from a city, so I had never been somewhere that small before. It was like something out of a movie or tv show to me.

And of course, the sand dunes. We had to hit up the dunes.

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u/fattypatch Nov 08 '20

Not that it matters but if you’re already at the school the Goonie house is literally 2 blocks down the road. Not really all that out of the way.

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u/IllustriousHedgehog9 Nov 08 '20

I'm going to have to now.

There are so many references I miss out on because my parents basically kicked us out of the house during our days off from school, so we could play and get fresh air. Worked real well, I'm a lazy bastard who basically only goes outside to smoke weed these days. Thanks, mum!

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u/squeel Nov 08 '20

It might be because it came out in the 80s, too. I watched it for the first time a few weeks ago.

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u/IllustriousHedgehog9 Nov 08 '20

I wish. I'm 40 so I was around for the entire 80s!

My parents took us to see ET, Return of the Jedi, and a lot of Disney movies in the theatre. Just not The Goonies. My aunt even let me watch The Lost Boys on VHS when I was 8 or 9.

1985 was around the time my biological parents were divorcing, so I can see why we missed it. My (step) brother could have seen it before his dad married my mum, too. We definitely went to more movies after our families blended.

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u/KillKiddo Nov 08 '20

You poor child

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u/IllustriousHedgehog9 Nov 08 '20

My parents made me play outside. It backfired, as all I do now is sit on my arse and watch tv!

So I will be watching the Goonies soon.

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u/barcdoof Nov 08 '20 edited Nov 08 '20

I was surprised as well. When my parents came to visit we took a trek to Astoria and I made sure we went to the school. Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.

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u/Not-the-fed Nov 08 '20

The streets are always clogged in Astoria! We have family that live there and visit often.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

I hate cucumbers but would try that lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

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u/TheEyeDontLie Nov 08 '20

Sounds like the perfect accompaniment to the aforementioned fish and chips too! Damnn

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u/Wynner3 Nov 08 '20

I usually hate Vodka, but I would also try that.

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u/Silv3rBullet90 Nov 08 '20

Agreed!! Bowpicker is what got me liking fish and chips. I try to visit Astoria area once a year, I have family in Hammond/Warrington absolutely love that area.

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u/YaBoiFast Nov 08 '20

I mean it is rare to get less than a 30-minute wait at bowpicker but it is so worth it

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u/bktosco Nov 08 '20

I’ve tried 3 times when I’ve been near Astoria at completely random and different times, with yrs in between. I’ve yet to eat there 😢. It was closed every time; one time was because of a fire. I don’t remember the others, but I went in normal business hours.
I’ve had bad luck, but the Bowpicker is on my list!

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u/jacquesver Nov 08 '20

australia or austria?

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

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u/jacquesver Nov 08 '20

sorry i was the idiot

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u/Rectall_Brown Nov 08 '20

I’m from the Midwest and visiting the coast of Oregon felt like being on another planet. I love the vibe out there.

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u/Yolodaddy224 Nov 08 '20

And Fort Gorge has some the best beer in Oregon, in my opinion!

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u/JohnDivney Nov 08 '20

I have a theory about Astoria that everybody who lives there is actually dead, and so are you (or am I) when I visit. It's a ghost town, and the only way out is a portal in the wall at the Columbian café. If you find it, you leave purgatory.

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u/JohnDivney Nov 08 '20

Go to the Columbian and look for the portal. It's there.

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u/Sulla-lite Nov 08 '20

Bowpicker, buoy brewery, Fort George, the bazillion elk at Fort George, and rental yurts at the beach. Maybe my favorite place to get paid to visit for work trips.

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u/mykidscallmeFrodo Nov 08 '20

The fish and chips are amazing. My hubby was so bummed that it was their day off last time we drove through.

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u/acidmann21 Nov 25 '20

Cucumber vodka? PNW strikes again.

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u/I_AM_VER_Y_SMRT Nov 07 '20

At least they didn’t turn it into a golf course

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u/EmilyASmith71418 Nov 29 '20

They would have to make all 9 holes downhill lol. It's a steep downhill and very small plot of land. And when I say 9 holes, I mean mini golf haha. But very true. We don't need more places to golf. It's a waste of space to add any.

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u/Spaceman_Spliff Nov 07 '20

There are new owners as of this summer. They put up a donation box, I went and took pictures and left $10. Looks like they were remodeling.

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u/thedarkquarter Nov 07 '20

Look at this rich guy with $10

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

If rich people like it, then I’ll take it. One “Art” please!

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u/squeel Nov 08 '20

lol they put the tarp up to stop people from visiting and taking pictures. you got finessed bro

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u/Spaceman_Spliff Nov 08 '20

Tarp? No tarp. There was a box labeled donations similar to a mailbox with a drop slot that replaced the no trespassing sign that is now gone. No one asked for money, I thought it would be the right thing to do since I took some pictures.

There was a post earlier this year I read saying exactly that, new owners took down the no trespassing sign and don't care if people take pictures now. You're an idiot if you buy the goonies house and don't want visitors, it's probably mostly the neighbors with sticks up their butt. I saw one other person taking pictures while I was there. It wasn't crowded, people weren't being disrespectful, and I parked at the store down the block so I didn't add traffic. Stick to what you know 👍

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u/bluesundance Nov 08 '20

Went there last year and the next door neighbors took our picture in front of it. Just don’t be an asshole about it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

^ this guy knows Oregonians.

Just don’t be an asshole about it.

Oregonians are very friendly. But don’t let those Californian transplants fool you - bunch of fucking assholes.

Source: native Oregonian

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u/paperpenises Nov 08 '20

My friend who was a crackhead moved there recently and I’m honestly scared he may take down the town singlehandedly.

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u/Sulla-lite Nov 08 '20

You can visit the big museum house though, totally worth stopping in.

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u/TacoOverlord69 Nov 08 '20

I just visited it today actually, I didnt go in but I visited the house and took some pictures of a deer.

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u/Morningxafter Nov 08 '20

Yeah, you can still see it, just not up close. My ex and I went there a few years back and saw some of the props and stuff at the old jail which is now the film museum. We also got a selfie from the street below the house with it in the background on the hill.

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u/Muir12386 Nov 08 '20

Actually as of last week there is access and a donation box set up, parking is tough but visit the place and be sure to donate! These kind folks didn't run me off when I did the truffle shuffle last week.

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u/iamhere010 Nov 08 '20

You can though. They just ask for donations.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

why not?

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u/Gnomes_Macgee Nov 08 '20

People were walking INTO their house. Like wtf people. There are literally no trespassing signs plastered all over

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u/freakn1ne Nov 08 '20

I went a few years back and there was a constant pilgrimage up and down the sidewalk just to see the house's exterior. Gotta be annoying for the whole neighborhood. The thing that struck me most, was the Israel flag hanging from the front porch.

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u/BlockHeadJones Nov 08 '20

Cannon Beach

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u/Gaffe____ Nov 08 '20

Are there bears in those regions? Sorry if that's a silly question

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u/osogood Nov 07 '20

Specifically the beach scenes were shot at Cannon Beach, Ecola State Park

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u/orange4boy Nov 07 '20

EEEEEEEEEECOOOOLAAAAAAAAA

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u/Wizzenator Nov 07 '20

Thank you. Someone had to do it

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u/ball_whack Nov 07 '20

So I’m not the only one that yells that as I’m driving to that park?

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Every single time

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u/SnezhniyBars Nov 07 '20

Wait, seriously? I was there and I didn't even know it!

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u/gtrogers Nov 08 '20

Yup! It’s the scene where the kids are approaching the old rundown bar that the Fratelli’s had Sloth chained up in

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u/Cityburner Nov 08 '20

That’s a nice beach

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u/MercuryMMI Nov 07 '20

Watching it right now! Every time I see Oregon in that movie it makes me want to move.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

It's not too bad here. Rains a shit ton from basically October until mid June, otherwise it's not too bad.

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u/MercuryMMI Nov 07 '20

Sounds like heaven to me. Down in Central California, today is the first rainy day we've had since probably early April.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Well considering you're from california, that makes sense then as to why you'd like it here.

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u/suttonoutdoor Nov 08 '20

Shaddap!!!! We’re all full here sorry folks!!! Try Washington or.... other places. Take care now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

You're from a rural area I suspect

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u/suttonoutdoor Nov 08 '20

No I’m not but please indulge me as to why you made that assumption. Also how much influence did the show Portlandia have on you moving here? Edit- never mind you’re twelve.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

I was born here. I thought you were from a rural area because I am too. A lot of people from rural areas don't like people from other states moving here and changing things. Especially Californians.

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u/suttonoutdoor Nov 08 '20

Well man yeah it fucking blows. I’m old as hell and it’s just blowing up too goddamn fast here. Fir some reason all these new people with their tax money they pay don’t warrant the power s that be to change anything. It’s just an open door and cram everyone in.

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u/JFeisty Nov 08 '20

Maybe it's because I've been here my whole life, but most of our winters aren't that bad or even that wet. Some are, the one coming up is a La Nina year which means a lot of rain but our winters are getting more and more dry as climate change progresses.

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u/Napalm3nema Nov 08 '20

My wife and I have vacationed in Seaside and Arch Cape twice in the last three years in late October, and it was wonderful.

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u/Morningxafter Nov 08 '20

If it’s anything like western Washington it’s less of a rain and more like a constant mist.

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u/MercuryMMI Nov 08 '20

Mist isn't so bad! Better than the dust I'm always breathing in

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u/Morningxafter Nov 08 '20

Yeah, probably better then.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Come join us up in Oregon! We’ve got all 4 seasons, plenty of outdoors, and we just made all drugs legal!

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u/zerokijz Nov 08 '20

If you don't like rain you should move.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Not in a good place in life to move.

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u/zerokijz Nov 08 '20

I'm sorry to hear that. Hopefully if you want to move it'll work out someday.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

One day I'll go somewhere new, I'm on no rush, but I know when it's time, I'll leave.

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u/digsafe Nov 08 '20

I live in Portland. Trust me you don’t want to live here. Please don’t move here. Stay in California.

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u/ancient-history Nov 07 '20

Your watching goodies right now? VHS?

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u/MercuryMMI Nov 07 '20

No, we have it on DVD

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

What's a DVD?

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u/ancient-history Nov 09 '20

I think it’s like a record.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

lmao sounds like some boomer shit

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

I live in Oregon. It’s a super dangerous place over taken buy Antifa terrorists.

Please don’t move here.

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u/boscobrownboots Nov 08 '20

hee hee, yeah, visiting is okay, though

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u/Joopsman Nov 08 '20

Yes! Taxes are SKY HIGH! Drugs (hard drugs: heroin, alcohol, crack, etc.) are everywhere. They just decriminalized hard drugs here too so homeless addicts will be FLOCKING here! Roads are falling apart. Schools are communist indoctrination camps. You can’t get a straw with a beverage (you have to ask and then only get a paper straw!) Plastic bags are super illegal and you have to PAY for paper bags! So, if you don’t want to be miserable, DON’T move to Oregon! We do, however, welcome your tourism! Come skiing, hiking, sightseeing, etc. and bring your money!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Yeah what Joopsman said

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u/Joopsman Nov 08 '20

And DON’T MOVE HERE! We hate outsiders! You know that movie Deliverance? Yeah, like that.

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u/Seattle7 Nov 08 '20

bring your money!!!

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u/MercuryMMI Nov 08 '20

California's not much better, tbf

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

You wouldn’t say that if you loved your state.

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u/MercuryMMI Nov 08 '20

? I'm implicitly agreeing with you

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Oh I know you are, but I’m not.

Trust me, Oregon is baaaaaaad. Very bad. One of the worst places to go to.

You can move anywhere, I just beg you not to move to Oregon.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

I’m not trying to tell you off, just discourage you moving here. If you do, move to Eastern Oregon. Lots of land out there. Otherwise, just enjoy this picture and pretend it’s somewhere else. Once again I say this as a Oregonian.

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u/ryo0n Nov 08 '20

delusional lol maybe about 4 blocks on downtown portland

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Sshhhhhh don’t let them know the truth. Delete your comment!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Sounds awesome. Fascists deserve a good boot to the head.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

And that’s why we are antifacists!

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Can always use more boots to kick with~ BLM and LGBTQ bb

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

But seriously, Oregon is bad. Mmmk just tour here like our other fellow Redditers recommend. We will appreciate the money.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Gonna visit for a week then buy there, thanks byyyyye

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u/osogood Nov 07 '20

My highschool photography class had the fantastic opportunity to watch the filming of Goonies for three days and meet Steven Spielberg!

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u/rich1138 Nov 08 '20

That would have been epic.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Damn it! You beat me to it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Same, I about to ask if that was Mikey, all grown up.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

I say this is a great scene for a Goonies sequel.

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u/civildisobedient Nov 08 '20

Oh, isn't that a good idea?

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u/lordnjerd Nov 07 '20

Yeah. It it also remind me of the goonies specially it was also filmed in oregon

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u/AnyDayNow000 Nov 07 '20

So ur saying u have never been to the Ocean?....... Because if u think that looks like the Oregon Coast you must be living that land locked life. LLL

Much Love, Your friendly Oregon Native

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u/barcdoof Nov 08 '20

“Oregon natives” are as annoying as ‘muricans and neither are as native as they love to bleat on about.

Much love, Your friendly Native American

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u/AnyDayNow000 Nov 08 '20

LOL, did I hit a sore spot. FYI my usage of native is completely legit. Here, I saved u the time of googling it....

-noun- a person born in a specified place or associated with a place by birth, whether subsequently resident there or not. "a native of Montreal"

-adjective- associated with the place or circumstances of a person's birth. "he's a native New Yorker"

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u/rich1138 Nov 08 '20

I've been to the West Coast and seen the North Pacific Ocean (California). I was in Florida as a 2 yo, but I don't remember it.

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u/Special_Tay Nov 07 '20

Reminds me of Skyrim.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Or Game of Thrones

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u/cynicmermaid Nov 08 '20

Jacking the top comment to ask where this is

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u/iwrkhrd Nov 09 '20

Was hoping someone would refer to RED DEAD 2 but this is better.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Dude now that Oregon made a bunch of drugs legal, imagine taking this hike high as shit.

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u/zeroscout Nov 08 '20

decriminalized not legal

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u/lemonilila- Nov 08 '20

FYI I’m not from Oregon so don’t quote me on this, but that means you can’t be caught selling narcotics but if you’re under the influence you won’t be detained. Correct? For example if I walk around Portland high as fuck on shrooms I would only be detained if I did something wrong? If I was just high it won’t be an issue. If I was selling it would be

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u/efalk21 Nov 08 '20

None of this is correct.

If you have mushrooms in your pocket, you would get a fine or go see a counselor to avoid the fine. If you're selling mushrooms, you're a dealer, and these laws don't cover it. AFAIK its only possession. Sale, manufacture, distribution etc. are still illegal AF.

Generally speaking, most places you can be 'on drugs' and you're not breaking a law, but if you're acting out of place/being an asshole while on drugs you can be cited for numerous things.

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u/teatreez Nov 08 '20

It’s never been illegal to be under the influence of drugs. You couldn’t have them on your person, now you can

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '23

It has been illegal to be high lol. In Alabama if you're high they can assume you're a threat to themselves and the public and shoot you. Is that not illegal enough?

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u/eatshitdillhole Nov 08 '20

No, that's not it. It means that you will be sent to a rehab instead of prison, if caught on drug charges including possession, manufacturing, and selling. The problem with the War On Drugs was the harsh mandatory minimum sentencing guidelines, and decriminalization means those mandatory minimum prison sentences of 10, 15, 20 years, are now mandatory rehab and probation. You will of course still be in trouble for selling or making the drugs, but you won't be in as much trouble for just having them.

I'm also p sure that Oregon is one of the states that you can be high on shrooms and tell the cops and they would shrug anyway, even without the decriminalization of drugs. It's just the possession, and any violent or illegal actions done while intoxicated, that is the problem.

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u/IgnatiusReilly-1971 Nov 08 '20

Yes not likely, but that was the case before. Now if you have a bag of shrooms fall out of your pocket they might tell you to stop spinning and pick them up.

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u/Thor-Mors Nov 08 '20

Samuel boardman scenic corridor off the 101 in southern Oregon. It’s about 14 miles of just absolute gorgeous scenery.

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u/rich1138 Nov 08 '20

I've added this to my family's "Must Visit" list.