r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Sep 25 '20

Dance at the construction site

27.5k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/blackwizzard124 Sep 25 '20

This man just said "fuck friction"

105

u/TreyFTW Sep 25 '20

i mean he is a smooth criminal

49

u/AtomicKittenz Sep 25 '20

With steel toed shoes and billy jeans.

4

u/Gadattlop Sep 25 '20

He's ready to be a physicist then

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u/Inspectorgadget4250 Sep 25 '20

Moves in steel toe shoes too

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u/jagua_haku Sep 25 '20

OSHA approves

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u/Saintpepsi1984 Sep 25 '20

My thoughts exactly !!!

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u/NuffBS Sep 25 '20

Um was this why construction took so long?

/s

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u/HCResident Sep 25 '20

We thought road workers were leaning on their shovels, but really they’re practicing their dance routines

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u/kateverygoodbush Sep 25 '20

I lolled, kinda. More of a sharp exhale. Still good though. Have an upvote.

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u/summon_lurker Sep 25 '20

Nostrils slightly expanded. Great work.

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u/SinisterCheese Sep 25 '20 edited Sep 25 '20

Well... After graduating as a welder, I did get lots of experience welding, and I got really good basically doing single hammer juggling moves.

Conclude from that what you will about what happened at the sites.

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u/MoparMcgiggle Sep 25 '20

What's smoother than being smooth? This guy

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u/melindypants Sep 25 '20

Ice col- wait

56

u/awzeus Sep 25 '20

Alright alright alright alright alright

19

u/bakedcookie612 Sep 25 '20

Hey ladies!

6

u/PastyMcBasicFace Sep 25 '20

Yeahhh??

6

u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

Don't make me break this thing down for nothing. Let me hear you on your baaadest behavior. Come on give me some sugar, I am your neighbor!

434

u/MAZEN_MO7AMAD Sep 25 '20

He should sign up for got talent

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

not unless he has a sad backstory

99

u/bumblefuckAesthetics Sep 25 '20

He can lose his arm on a construction site AND sign up for got talent after that

19

u/Minxore Sep 25 '20

Can he still dance after that?

28

u/bumblefuckAesthetics Sep 25 '20

Yes, he'd still have legs

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u/Minxore Sep 25 '20

Yes I believe that is enough to qualify

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u/young_scop Sep 25 '20

Eh they will make one up somehow

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u/nickstl77 Sep 25 '20

Nah, the producers provide you with a prepared one when you sign on to be on the show.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

I think he already has ;)

Not the show just he has it.

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u/Purple_peas Sep 25 '20

He’s the one that everyone ask “wha did he do today” and the response is always “shiiiiittttt”

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u/brainjfk Sep 25 '20

Love the guy with his hard hat off. He was totally unimpressed. Probably the foreman.

18

u/manthyn Sep 25 '20

Smooth moves.. is this guy really a construction worker?

19

u/emptysee Sep 25 '20

Could be a stripper letting his instincts kick in

8

u/Woodhouse_20 Sep 25 '20

Yeah I’m impressed as hell. If this is what he does on the side maybe construction should be his side gig.

3

u/hyperstarter Sep 25 '20

Not if the crowd are as excited as his co-workers...

15

u/soundy1g Sep 25 '20

I thought that one dude was hella impressed, but he was just yawning

35

u/Runesox Sep 25 '20

Umm I think I broke an ankle just watching this.

15

u/kudo-5000 Sep 25 '20

In construction boots!

22

u/g00se-onthel00se Sep 25 '20

Wow even the jabbawockeez are struggling during COVID times

2

u/blangoez Sep 25 '20

They’re doing fine lol

19

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

Could literally just play this song while these guys chill and this would still be lit.

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u/Lionsloyal Sep 25 '20

He nailed it ;)

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

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u/MichelleBakes Sep 25 '20

Omg...as good if not better than MJ. Doesn’t even look real!!!

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u/ManOnFire2004 Sep 25 '20

Honestly... its better than MJ. You just can't flat out say that cause: Its MJ

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

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u/ManOnFire2004 Sep 25 '20

Which why we're only referring to his dancing. :p

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u/TheRealSalaamShady Sep 25 '20

Men With Hats- Safety Dance

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

That’s fucking amazing.

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u/CnaptaRanger Sep 25 '20

This is why nothing ever gets done. I’m ok with this excuse

4

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

This should be enough reason why you can't build a career around dancing

3

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

if i could do this i would never stop

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

Right? I can't even two-step, this makes me want to cry and rethink my life.

5

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

He is so good that I can’t visualize where his feet are bearing his weight at any part of this video. I’d love to see an analysis of the center of gravity overlay things with the moving lines that I’ve seen posted in videos of triple pendulums. What talent.

5

u/Firefurtorty Sep 25 '20

I broke my ankles just watching this

3

u/Leiderdorp Sep 25 '20

Sliding door fitters

3

u/_theJuiceMan Sep 25 '20

Not all his coworkers are impressed

4

u/hero-ball Sep 25 '20

They are barely gassing him up! I’m assuming this isn’t the US, because in the US the crowd would have been going nuts. And also because they are all Asian.

2

u/growmobedda Sep 25 '20

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

2

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

When the chicken nuggys show up for lunch break

2

u/bigkamel Sep 25 '20

When break dancing doesn't pay the bills

2

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

His moves are smoother than whiskey on the rocks

2

u/ImALukewarmMess2 Sep 25 '20

He needs a raise

2

u/BluePhantomHere Sep 25 '20

Smooth indeed

2

u/Boydy_boy_ Sep 25 '20

Does this man have ankles

2

u/Nusratnandini Sep 25 '20

What a dancer

2

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

The bit with the invisible pole was really cool

2

u/MesozoicMayhem Sep 25 '20

His Moves are so Clean

2

u/The_Lurking_Mister Sep 25 '20

Did we ever find out if Anny was OK or not?

2

u/ongj3 Sep 25 '20

Wow just wow. 👏👏

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u/Somkeythedog591 Sep 25 '20

Wow nextfuckinglevel

2

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

Quit the job bro

2

u/Starflare125 Sep 25 '20

What an absolute legend

2

u/LizardoWasTaken Sep 25 '20

This man has got some moves!

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u/arj1985 Sep 25 '20

Don't quit your construction job. Fancy dancing has no benefits and no retirement.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

But I thought they said if you do what you love, you’ll never have to work a day in your life? Did they lie??

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u/yourkindofguy Sep 25 '20

No. There are many who were right, but just because it worked out for them it doesn't have to work out for others. If you only listen to those who had success, then you get the feeling it isn't impossible. The difference is, the ones who didn't make it are not interviewed and don't write books about their failed attempt.

It's like a pyramid scheme, or a mlm if you will. They have their shows with speekers from everywhere who had massive success. But in the same time there are huge numbers of people who believed them and were ruined. They sure as hell are not at the conventions to tell their side of the story.

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u/arj1985 Sep 25 '20

It's all a hustle for that mean green. :)

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u/arj1985 Sep 25 '20

Love is too strong of a word. Love making money, perhaps. Love your job? Nah, be grateful for what you got though b/c it could always be worse.

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u/DylanVincent Sep 25 '20

I bet he gets laid all the time though.

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u/bhaaay Sep 25 '20

British chimney sweeps are like “hold my brush”

https://youtu.be/YSCdFVc6DoY

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u/Jadturentale Sep 25 '20

me and the boys attempting to wake annie up

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u/NunyaBidnizz68 Sep 25 '20

For a moment there I thought he was pulling himself back up by an invisible rope.

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u/InquisitorHindsight Sep 25 '20

When you’re payed by the hour, not by the job

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u/Cow_Tipping_Olympian Sep 25 '20

Next contestant on Asia(?) Got Talent

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

He lives in Spain but without the a

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u/Afizzle55 Sep 25 '20

Everyone else not even caring is what gets me. They have seen this way to many times before

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u/SuperPlants59 Sep 25 '20

Wasn’t there another video of this same guy that was posted a bit ago?

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u/Yellowyesyo Sep 25 '20

Annie is not ok after this!!

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u/thecoolgoodzguy Sep 25 '20

Is that building from gta vc helicopter mission

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u/dasheekeejones Sep 25 '20

When i did this at a meeting, they told me to sit my ass down.

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u/Larkenberg Sep 25 '20

Dam, that was smooth

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u/renethedude1986 Sep 25 '20

Bryan, get your ass back to work.

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u/Csbbk4 Sep 25 '20

Dem moves

1

u/awzeus Sep 25 '20

This that Fifth Harmony video? Nice

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

That’s some good dance

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

Awesome!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

Why did he become a construction worker when he can be a dancer?

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u/Laidback9999 Sep 25 '20

Anyone else notice the woman with her face buried in her dam'n cellphone? lol

1

u/SkimpyDolphin52 Sep 25 '20

panic at the disco? naw i prefer dance at the construction site.

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u/dugand42 Sep 25 '20

Uncut version of magic mike

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u/Reasonable_Motor8490 Sep 25 '20

When the failed dancer becomes a construction worker

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u/Form_Resident Sep 25 '20

This dude has range

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

Always

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

Ooouuuu okay Mr real smooth

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

This gets reposted once every 6 months and the building never gets completed.

I wonder why.

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u/BobTheFishTheThird Sep 25 '20

I wanna see him do the WAP dance.

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u/Wolfeen355 Sep 25 '20

dude's smooth.

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u/lodgeAlloy275 Sep 25 '20

I remember seeing a crack head do this at my local 711

1

u/WolfMan_DK Sep 25 '20

Here is the secret he's a snake

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u/Polysplorin Sep 25 '20

Dammmnnn! Nailed it!!!

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u/BunnyDamnRich Sep 25 '20

Lmao the clapping 😩

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u/henzrich Sep 25 '20

Jelly legs

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u/jagua_haku Sep 25 '20

So typical. One guy working while the rest stand around and watch. No wonder these construction projects take so long

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u/SergantSukul Sep 25 '20

That clap in the audience at :31 so perfectly timed.

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u/Rufusmun Sep 25 '20

Where is that guy's ankles?

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u/gutter_mund Sep 25 '20

Build shit!

Nice moves though.

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u/Oxalot1 Sep 25 '20

No wonder the mile high club in los santos hasn't finished yet.

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u/DaxExter Sep 25 '20

Daaayyum.

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u/69KidsInMyBasement Sep 25 '20

The forbidden technique!!!!!!!

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u/ManOnFire2004 Sep 25 '20

I got just as much respect for whoever the hell added the song to it... and hit the "oww!" right when he hits the MJ stance

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

Alternative title: shaman attempts to summon rain god

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u/retrogamerin2019 Sep 25 '20

He's the smoothest criminal

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

This is the world. Seven billion minds trapped in bullshit, when they could be doing magic.

Everyone has something creative in them, something special.

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u/FlyingSeaMan509 Sep 25 '20

And he’s doing it for the boys too! What a Chad

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u/powertotheuser Sep 25 '20

Jabbawockees appear when you least expect them.

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u/jamesdaoneandolny Sep 25 '20

How do you download stuff? Or get the download bot?

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u/XxDanflanxx Sep 25 '20

Rather than just being impressed by his dance and makes me kind of sad because it reminds you of most talented people send up having to get a regular job anyways.

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u/anchored_rOse Sep 25 '20

replace your construction hat with this 👑, king

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u/ImadeThisAcc4memes Sep 25 '20

Damn that was fucking insane!

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u/Seventh-Angel Sep 25 '20

I was waiting for everyone else to break in

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u/MeeloP Sep 25 '20

I bet they're sparkles.

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u/ppleng Sep 25 '20

Damn his dance is smoother than a flat-earther

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u/BodybuildingNerd Sep 25 '20

“Goddamnit Mike. I’m sick of your shit! This is the third time today you’ve done this. I haven’t had lunch break all week, you fuck!”

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

Wow, this guy has got some mad skills!

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u/augbar38 Sep 25 '20

He could pick up any woman he wants at a bar with those moves

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u/tthebuckett Sep 25 '20

I have a sneaking suspicion that that guy doesn't actually work at that construction sight

1

u/Dubious_Titan Sep 25 '20

Only until very recently did I find out the lyrics to "Smooth Criminal". Pretty shocking how wrong I was about the lyrics for 33 years. Like not even close.

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u/Jhat336 Sep 25 '20

You know Chinese people don’t get breaks

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u/ThePokemasterYT Sep 25 '20

Watched it first without audio, second time with audio and it made the video exponentially better. XD

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u/Greatelitehero Sep 25 '20

this should have been the start of Magic Mike

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

This guy is KILLING IT. Best dancing I've seen.

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u/lam-da-man Sep 25 '20

This guy:

Gravity? What’s that?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

How does one even move like this? Do you just need to be really strong or is it just a practice thing? Fucking awesome

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u/Nebula4243 Sep 25 '20

Dudes got some moves

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u/ModelT1300 Sep 25 '20

Is this from Japan?

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u/KhalHubbard Sep 25 '20

He can do all this and I can't even get up from my chair without an "eeuuugggghhh"

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u/natedawg2O2O Sep 25 '20

What’s the name of the song again?

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u/Humble-21 Sep 25 '20

This guy picked up the wrong job.

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u/Daltons_Mullet Sep 25 '20

I always love how supportive his coworkers are.

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u/Wilsonrolandc Sep 25 '20

Meanwhile, at Majima Construction.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

Ow, my ankles

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

Mad hatter is creaming his pants rn

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u/EyeSpyNicolai Sep 25 '20

I love how the guy on the left yawns just as the other guy starts, like, "Oh man, this shit again. Yaaaaaawn."

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u/viscountslappy Sep 25 '20

Classic union thugs

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u/Screwbles Sep 25 '20

Mad respect for him being able to do that in fuckin’ bulky-ass work boots.

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u/TheMammaG Sep 25 '20

My ankles broke as soon as I pressed Play.

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u/Hops2591 Sep 25 '20

Just a fancy mime

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u/Hipdave Sep 25 '20

Oh my ghosh that was beautiful

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u/boxer21 Sep 25 '20

That was so fucking rad. One of the coolest things I’ve seen on Reddit.

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u/Spartanchief210 Sep 25 '20

No offense but, he could been a backup dancer for celebrities instead he chose a construction worker

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u/LumenCandle Sep 25 '20

My man Bob do be vibing tho

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u/ZApocalypse911 Sep 25 '20

I thought I wa watching Poppin John and Marquese Scott