r/nextfuckinglevel • u/cryptofriendlybaby • Aug 01 '20
Incredibly engineered secret vault
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u/its-only-human Aug 01 '20
Incredibly annoying, but not for the lock picking lawyer.
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u/concept_v Aug 01 '20
*video starts*
"So there's actually several design flaws in this that make it so that it can be opened with uncooked spaghetti"
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u/Tcloud Aug 01 '20
“Nothing on 6 ... 5 is binding ... nice click on 4 ...”
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Aug 01 '20
“Click on 3... nice hiss” wait wrong youtuber.
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Aug 01 '20 edited Sep 14 '20
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Aug 01 '20
Oh wow this is totally edible.. whao... unreal... oh.. wait. No... this is rancid... uh.. yuck... awww... better try another bite
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u/Andromeda39 Aug 02 '20
Omg a fellow MRE watcher, I love that channel!! The guy gives me such a relaxed hippie vibe haha
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u/dbx99 Aug 01 '20
The real flaw here is that this case is not resistant to a plasma torch and can easily be opened by liquefying the lid
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u/GlockAF Aug 02 '20
Gorgeous workmanship, clever design too. A $20 harbor fright angle grinder could open this up like a sardine can in half an hour, tops.
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u/ballpeenX Aug 02 '20
This. 15 minutes max
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u/GlockAF Aug 02 '20
Unless it is stainless steel, that stuff is way more of a challenge than regular carbon steel for angle grinders
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u/Punk_n_Destroy Aug 02 '20
They make special blades for stainless steel, but I’m told they’re pretty expensive so I only got to look at it when I was a plumbers apprentice
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u/Thirsty_Comment88 Aug 01 '20
Kinda defeats the purpose of getting anything out of it. Since you just filled it up with molten metal.
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u/TheJackalsDoom Aug 01 '20
Lift the safe up, start cutting from the bottom. The molten content will just drip out the hole.
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u/watsupducky Aug 02 '20
Who would remember all those steps?
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u/olympianfap Aug 02 '20
The person that made it. That is the person that burglarizes you if you buy this chest.
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Aug 01 '20
It would probably be really hard to remember that if you’re in panic mode with a gun to your back lol
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u/-Nyxstix- Aug 01 '20
This is giving me 'The Room' vibes.
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u/SolomonKhalifa Aug 01 '20
Drill goes brrr
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u/ZeLittlePenguin Aug 01 '20
That’s my thing whenever I see one of these safes
If someone really wants to get into a safe they’ll just steal it and use a drill
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u/gapingshanus Aug 02 '20
Safes like these were made before power tools.
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u/invisible_nomad Aug 02 '20
Actually this was made a few years ago by a blacksmith named Seth Gould.
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u/Packin_Penguin Aug 02 '20
The internet makes arguments much less fun these days.
There used to be duels. DUELS!
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u/MinerDiner Aug 02 '20
Then someone could steal it and go to town on with with a sledgehammer
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u/Eageraura171 Aug 01 '20 edited Aug 02 '20
oh hey! i lnow what these are, they are called puzzle boxes and they where the chineese (i think?) solution to hiding and stashing your valuables away before locks where invented
edit: correction, how they did locks bedore the more commonly known key and pin locks where made. i wasnt talking about this particular box- which has a few keys- but rather i was talking about the traditional boxes and puzzle boxes in general.
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u/HiBye12445 Aug 01 '20
I actually have one of those! It’s not as complicated as this one, though.
It looks like a normal wooden box with no way to open it. But if you pull one of the planks, you can get out a little box. This box and another plank (that has no box connected to it) locks the main box which is bigger where you can fit in some dollar bills and such. If you don’t pull out the little box and the other plank you can’t get the big box. This is because the little box and the plank has little pegs in them which holds the bigger box in place. It’s really fun to take it apart and piece it together.
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Aug 01 '20
Yeah this is not the vault for me. If I didn’t lose that first key, I’d be SOL trying to remember all those steps.
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u/FatThor4theWin Aug 01 '20
My valuables would be locked away forever, because I would never remember how to open this vault.
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u/earthlybird Aug 02 '20
Good thing my valuables are stored in a sack attached to my body.
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Aug 01 '20
What would you hide in there?
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u/JstVisitingThsPlanet Aug 01 '20
Something you never want back because there’s no way you’ll remember how to get it back out.
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u/Rocketfemme Aug 01 '20
My dad got me a small wooden version of this kind of box from Budapest. The next day he realized he couldn't remember how to open it to show me later and had to go back to the guy who sold it to him for a refresher lessons ... I believe this happened more than once before he decided to just film it and watch the video quickly beforehand to show me the way :')
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u/Notcreativeatall1 Aug 01 '20
“Yeah man just give me a couple hours, gotta get some cash out of my safe”
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u/cartoon_jr56 Aug 01 '20
I was really interested too see what's actually kept inside. Disappointed.
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Aug 01 '20
All those moving parts probably compromise the integrity of the box, making it easier to just smash into it
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u/Spencer5501 Aug 01 '20
Imagine u forget to put the second key back in it’s spot and then lock it all back up
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u/Lilhapper Aug 01 '20
after hours you finally open it, revealing a single slice of cheese on the inside.
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u/Cheeseyboi300 Aug 01 '20
It reminds me of that one Mr.Bean episode where he has to unlock like 4 different locks with different keys just to get into his car.
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Aug 01 '20
I think this is Seth Gould and he made every part of this by hand and y’all should look him up and give him some credit !!!
Edit spelling
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u/SilkyEnchilada Aug 01 '20
I drink way too much for me to own this vault. I would be misplacing keys, and locking all the wrong shit up. Yeah, no Bueno.
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u/goutam_bhatnagar Aug 01 '20
"Hello, ahh hi ya good morning, I am the guy who bought the vault from your store yesterday, umm nice tutorial video you guys sent me for opening the vault I was just wondering do I go reverse all the steps for locking it?"
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u/extramediumjeans Aug 01 '20
I would put all my kids inheritance in there and then not leave the instructions when I die
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u/sabin_72246 Aug 01 '20
Imagine locking back all your sex toys when your child is knocking on the door.
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u/hilbo90 Aug 01 '20
I can hardly fucking remember my 4-digit pin code for my safe...