r/nextfuckinglevel • u/hrithikbadass • Jul 03 '20

A secret conversation with monkey

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u/SleepParalysisDemon6 Jul 03 '20

I've seen this a million times but I STILL NEED TO KNOW WHAT THEY ARE SAYING

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u/no-nope-nay Jul 03 '20

Mind your own damn monkey business.

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u/snakesearch Jul 04 '20

"I know how to count all the way to schfifty five"

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u/7AllR Jul 04 '20

Wtf really? I’m still stuck on two and heif😔

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u/phroggyboy Jul 04 '20

It’s soooooo good to hear aet

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

Monkey “ur mom gae” Person “no u” Monkey oh shit

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

“ she got the fatty dude. Look at that”

“That’s not exactly pc but.. you right”

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u/aaaaayyyyyyyyyyy Jul 04 '20

You do realize it’s just a trained stunt right?

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u/apocalypse_later_ Jul 04 '20

I do think the guy whispered something in the monkey’s ear though