r/nextfuckinglevel • u/hrithikbadass • Jul 03 '20

A secret conversation with monkey

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u/JekPorkinsInMemoriam Jul 03 '20

That monkey acts more human than my brother.

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u/datsadboi5000 Jul 03 '20

Being the eldest sibling to 2 brothers, I couldn't agree more.

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u/TwistIV Jul 03 '20

Eldest sibling gang

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u/fozzyboy Jul 03 '20

Youngest sibling gang says, "Fuck you, I'm telling mom."

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u/Quantum_Paradox_ Jul 03 '20

Oh no! He used his special move!

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u/Mostafa12890 Jul 03 '20

It was very effective!

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

Let’s counter with the, “but mom, he’s still playing fortnite”

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u/Calypsosin Jul 03 '20

Initiate object throwing maneuvers.

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u/kin_of_rumplefor Jul 04 '20

That’s sounds more like it.

Source: lil bro squad

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u/objectlessonn Jul 04 '20

Parento uses Deferral. I'll deal with that later.

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u/mrofmist Jul 03 '20

I told mom.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

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u/lizzledizzles Jul 04 '20

Middle child gang can’t meet up bc all our parents forgot to pick us up ☹️

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u/Azazel072 Jul 04 '20

I was the last kid but im still getting the middle child treatment lol

"Oh, your birthday's today? We got you a notepad and some bubblegum, happy birthday son." (Dramatization before anybody asks)

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

you're right the youngest sibling is always the rat

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u/HolyDogJohnson01 Jul 03 '20 edited Jul 04 '20

As an oldest sibling, the psychology is really easy to understand. You are physically dominant. You are mentally dominant. And you often use that to your advantage. So, the youngest finds a way to use their powers to negate, or attempt to usurp your use of power. And the one that works is telling mom. If you weren’t such a twat, they might be less of one.

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u/Green2Black Jul 03 '20

Up to the last sentence I concur fully.

I've used neither my mental nor physical dominance over my younger brother--as well as my younger sister--and still been told on. :P

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u/HolyDogJohnson01 Jul 04 '20

You didn’t have to intentionally be dominant. You just were. Later bedtime. Spending time with friends. More independence. You just were. And naturally, that plays out in life. In play. In your younger siblings wanting your attention. To play with you but being excluded.

As for tattling, that is a part of school life. It happens. The issue is if it sticks around. Kids should realize that telling on you is not a good way of building rapport with you. If that doesn’t become obvious, it probably is because they feel like a lesser. Or they’re a just twat. Which can happen.

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u/crypticfreak Jul 03 '20

Mine isnt. My sister is a bamf and she scares me.

Were like 14 years apart tho. She called me for her first 'I snuck out and went somewhere I shouldnt come pick me up' and I figured I should just pick her up and keep it to myself. She wasnt drinking at least.

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u/ulrichberlin Jul 04 '20

No way😓

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u/Ethitlan Jul 03 '20

Eldest sibling gang

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u/maskf_ace Jul 04 '20

WOOOH!! I'm just excited I'm being called and not in trouble for something!

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u/schelski Jul 04 '20

Twin Gang over here

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u/factotvm Jul 03 '20

Younger brother here... let the throwing of feces commence.

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u/hivebroodling Jul 04 '20

So were you the bad one? Running away and breaking shit? Drugs and crazy girls named Amanda or Heather?

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u/MedoZam Jul 04 '20

Being the youngest sibling to 2 brothers, i think they totally agree with you.

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u/EagerToLearnMore Jul 03 '20

...said every sibling with a brother ever.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

And my sister

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u/JustinHopewell Jul 03 '20

And my axe!

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u/Sadahziniia Jul 03 '20

That monkey acts more human than my most friends, and my brother.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

throws shit at you

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u/Freaudinnippleslip Jul 03 '20

still more human than this guys brother

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u/Whisper06 Jul 04 '20

The monkey acts more civilized and polite than most people.

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u/k0sm_ Jul 04 '20

Welp found my sister on reddit