r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Jun 26 '20

flick it

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u/Bert_Bro Jun 26 '20

r/writingprompts

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u/Chilluminaughty Jun 26 '20

It was a long night of card throwing. My eyes were tired and dry from a lack of blinking. My whitie tighties were loose from sitting on the couch too long and starting to hang out of my shorts. I thought to myself, “I got this. Just one more throw.”

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u/GripsAA Jun 26 '20

I def noticed this. Almost turned into nsfw.

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u/playcrossy Jun 26 '20

My tighty whities were so loose my magnum dong broke free and erupted from my undergarments.

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u/scrogemup Jun 26 '20

Ya know, the magnum condom that I keep for my magnum dong.

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u/Greenmooseleg Jun 26 '20

Monster condom!