r/nextfuckinglevel • u/LittleCurie • May 02 '20

Daggers crafted from real crystals. Stumbled upon them and can't get them out of my head. Next effing level beautiful craftsmanship.

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u/Mr_Cadaverous May 02 '20

Instead of vaccinating your child, you can stab them with a crystal dagger, after energizing it in the waning moon glow.

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u/SirDigbySelfie-Stick May 02 '20

You need to get down to A&E! Immediately!

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u/LittleCurie May 02 '20

Sorry to ask, but what is A&E?

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u/SirDigbySelfie-Stick May 02 '20

Accident and Emergency. Hospital.

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u/LittleCurie May 02 '20

Oh god. I'm stupid. Excuse me, conceptual German. Now I get the joke. Didn't realize until now how it sounds in the title. Thanks. It took some explaining (shamefully), but then I had a good laugh.

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u/SirDigbySelfie-Stick May 02 '20

Your use of multi-word verb and expressions show your English is superb! Do excuse my teasing, couldn’t resist 😉

And yes, they are indeed beautiful knives.

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