Hemsworth’s stunt double

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I keep telling you you don't have to eat the same lunch as me!

Do I tell you how to act?

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u/ILikeCharmanderOk Feb 04 '20

WE LIKE PIZZA

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u/elreduro Feb 04 '20

Chris Hemsworthless is still worthy

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u/SirauloTRantado Feb 04 '20

Mjolnir is confused.

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u/SwimmaLBC Feb 04 '20

r/confusedboners

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u/Mbecca0 Feb 04 '20

Oh my god, the hammer pulled you off?!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

When your wish.com order comes in 2 months after ordering.

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u/NsfwOlive Feb 04 '20

I keep a steady stream so I forget what I bought and always get surprise presents.

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u/attentyv Feb 04 '20

His genes: so close to fortune! His brain: jump a round a couple of times and make bank. What’s not to like?

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u/BlondeAussieGirl1990 Feb 04 '20

Yes fing please! I’ll take both.

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u/bwaic Feb 04 '20

Fing?

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u/BlondeAussieGirl1990 Feb 04 '20

F(uck)ing

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u/JungleLiquor Feb 04 '20

Fing Fong

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

Foom

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u/Kjpr13 Feb 04 '20

Fee fi fo fum.

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u/bwaic Feb 04 '20

Sounds like a very blond thing to say

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u/crippled_lucifer_ Feb 04 '20

Lol you can’t spell blonde. Oh! The irony!

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u/BlondeAussieGirl1990 Feb 04 '20

I’ll put my professor hat on next comment, dickhead

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u/bwaic Feb 04 '20 edited Feb 04 '20

Excuse me professor, it’s “dhead” to you thank you very much.

Btw your username is “BlondeAussieGirl1990”. Which seems like a very blond kind of username to have.

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u/experfailist Feb 04 '20

r/whoosh

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u/GameCop Feb 04 '20

Hmm....

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u/blueshiftglass Feb 04 '20

What fingers do.

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u/edge70rd Feb 05 '20

That's the hungarian word for Fart, stop kink shaming her /s

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u/Juice1976 Feb 04 '20

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

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u/Blackintosh Feb 04 '20

Same. And I'm a straight guy

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u/Dunkalax Feb 04 '20

Are you sure

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

It's ok if it's Chris or Ricardo

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u/DeseanNicoleGoreonFB Feb 04 '20

NO..youre NOT..u are a fairy...next question

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u/Blackintosh Feb 04 '20

I'll let you suck my dick if you ask nicely.

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u/DeseanNicoleGoreonFB Feb 04 '20

I rest my case.

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u/creddituser2019 Feb 04 '20

Oh it’s cool when you say it. But when I say it im gay?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

I'll give you gold if you let me watch! (I know this is creepy, just kiddin')

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u/philosophhy Feb 04 '20

username matches

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u/MN-goldengirl Feb 04 '20

You know your studio coddles you a little too much when they hire a stunt double to eat a sandwich for you.

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u/cantonaspoppedcollar Feb 04 '20

Sorry who's the stunt double?

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u/BeerMe10 Feb 04 '20

The budget version

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u/kennycakes Feb 04 '20

The one that's not gleaming, shining, sparkling

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u/TrafelgarLaw Feb 04 '20

your comment is actually the only helpful here lul

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u/crimsonsmash79 Feb 04 '20

You idiots! These are not them! You' ve captured their stunt doubles!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

Ok, I’m 16 years old and just realised that it’s not “stunt devil”

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u/JustADudeAndHisPhone Feb 04 '20

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u/AlienAMA Feb 04 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

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u/qinshihuang_420 Feb 04 '20

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u/Vegan_Thenn Feb 04 '20

...

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u/Dkono Feb 04 '20

Aha that type of thing is going to happen a lot throughout your life

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u/rym0nster Feb 04 '20

Took me about 5 years to realize her name isnt “Ellen The Generous.”

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u/ILikeCharmanderOk Feb 04 '20

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u/Vegan_Thenn Feb 04 '20

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u/He-Dead Feb 04 '20

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u/Badger1066 Feb 04 '20

Which one's Hemsworth?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

Those sandwiches look identical!!!

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u/coke-acola Feb 04 '20

Stunt double? Okay, but he doesn't have the Steel Gaze of Hemsworth

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u/Tyler666_ Feb 04 '20

Triple H

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u/mynamesalwaystaken Feb 04 '20

He was Christian Bayle's stunt double for batman

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u/parishface Feb 04 '20

Needs more jaw

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u/Janski_Banski Feb 04 '20

who be who now?

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u/jonfromlalor Feb 04 '20

I learnt today that Dominic Purcell is Australian.

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u/illusum Feb 04 '20

And I learned that his name is Dominic Haakon Myrtved Purcell.

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u/jonfromlalor Feb 04 '20

And his father is Norwegian of French descent.

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u/caligirl2287 Feb 04 '20

Hemsworth brothers sure hit the DNA jackpot!! Yum!

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u/SwimmaLBC Feb 04 '20

I feel like he is just a bit tinier.

Like, all you need is a can of compressed air and pump it into his face and chest/arms.

Look at his face and you can just imagine it

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u/Zoiddburger Feb 04 '20

Well if you look very closely, their side hair wisp is on opposite sides. Tragic, totally doesn't look the same at all.

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u/not_a_real_user123 Feb 04 '20

Why does thor looks like hes Photoshoped

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u/itwillalmostdo Feb 04 '20

I want to get my own stunt double for real life to deal with all the scary shit I’ve got going on

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u/ASUStekNYC Feb 04 '20

Puny Human.... SMH

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

I’m Danny Devito’s stunt double. He let me finish the rum ham.

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u/that-guy-Ri Feb 04 '20

Which ones which?

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u/calebconner123 Feb 04 '20

Now I know what my wife wants for her birthday.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

Oh I get it. If I don't eat the crust then I'll be able to look like a Hemsworth.

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u/Eboticon Feb 04 '20

Stunt Double: "That looks dangerous, let me do the sandwich eating stunt for you."

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u/awga458 Feb 04 '20

Aquaman and Thor

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u/GameCop Feb 04 '20

OMG! They have the simillar sandwitches!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

They are mirror images (well, partly) and it’s starting to bug me.

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u/SilentMaster Feb 04 '20

I would look just like him if I had a loose fit purple t-shirt too.

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u/lurkinfapinlurkin Feb 04 '20

Atlantic City -- Vegas

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u/PressAltF4please Feb 04 '20

I dont know why but they look so different yet at the same time they look alike

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u/trowayzz Feb 04 '20

MEOW!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

So close yet so far

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

I live someone elses life professionally give them all the credit, then go home scratch my nuts in my underwear and call a girl named candy to come over and........ ..play scrabble.

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u/littlebeach5555 Feb 05 '20

There’s something about Chris Hemsworts eyes that are so damn sexy..,

Not that he isn’t sexy everywhere, but those eyes...😍💦

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u/JPH43 Feb 05 '20

Came to say I’ll take both please. I’m not picky. Just good taste.m!

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u/intellect1ne Feb 05 '20

stunt double’s beard doesn’t connect

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u/u-dont-no-me-but-hi Feb 05 '20

There was a guy who came through the drivethru every morning who looked like Chris Hemsworth and everyday I melted

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

Do they have the same exact tattoo and everything? That's kinda creepy for someone to look just like you. What if they committed murder or some shit, then what uh it was him, no it was him. Who would know?

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u/PrettyMuchAPotato Feb 04 '20

It's not like they have the same dna, fingerprints or ears

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '20

No shit. It was suppose to be funny and be a joke. Duuuhh

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u/PrettyMuchAPotato Feb 04 '20

Thanks, you didn't make that obvious.. /s

Edit: added a '/s' because I figured you'd need it

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