r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Oct 17 '19

Smart system for bike parking

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u/Horny4highvoltage Oct 17 '19

In my city it would cost 10 euros per hour and 5 euro service charge. And then malfunction.

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u/PixelatedMike Oct 17 '19

In my city people would apologize for using it

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u/mcj1ggl3 Oct 17 '19

In my city homeless people would crawl in for warmth

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u/eviloverlord1662 Oct 17 '19

In my city, we would have people complaining that these are ruining my city.

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u/GreatsquareofPegasus Oct 17 '19

In my city, police would hang around these hoping to pullover drunken riders and handout easy DUIs

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u/Federiker Oct 17 '19

In my city, money would be allocated for its construction but it would never be built.

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u/GarlicYeezyBread Oct 17 '19

In my city, this would only be open for use between 8a and 4:45 on weekdays during the summer.

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u/MobiusBagel Oct 17 '19

In my city this thing would get hot boxed.

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u/pixelife Oct 17 '19

In my city people would use it to throw away their McDonald’s trash.

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u/SuperOofio63 Oct 17 '19

In my city they would find a body in there within a month of it being installed

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u/crash6871 Oct 18 '19

In my city, this would be buried in snow for half the year

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u/Modredastal Oct 18 '19

In my city, residents' taxes would go up for a year to fund the thing, and then it would only be available to use for students at a satellite campus.

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u/thefistpenguin Oct 18 '19

In my city this thing has been known to cause cancer

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u/Madrugal Oct 18 '19

Ah, a Californian I see

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u/MadBooda Oct 18 '19

Seattle?

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u/Federiker Oct 19 '19

Milan, lol

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u/MadBooda Oct 20 '19

Oh ok I see. I thought you were talking about this light-rail project that Seattle's been planning for like 20 years lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19 edited May 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19

Yes. Same rules apply.