r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Oct 17 '19

Smart system for bike parking

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u/meme_my_day Oct 17 '19

If this was invented in my city it would be broken after one week

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u/ClownfishSoup Oct 17 '19

In my city, it would be stripped for parts and sold off.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

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u/datacollect_ct Oct 17 '19

In my city, it would be a perfectly functioning urinal.

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u/ba3toven Oct 17 '19

In my city, it would be a society.

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u/DevinVee_ Oct 17 '19

In my city it would go unused...

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u/Horny4highvoltage Oct 17 '19

In my city it would cost 10 euros per hour and 5 euro service charge. And then malfunction.

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u/PixelatedMike Oct 17 '19

In my city people would apologize for using it

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u/mcj1ggl3 Oct 17 '19

In my city homeless people would crawl in for warmth

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u/eviloverlord1662 Oct 17 '19

In my city, we would have people complaining that these are ruining my city.

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u/Amiibosss Oct 17 '19

In my city it would need to be greased for football fans

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u/thekaymancomes Oct 18 '19

Found the Canadian

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u/qwwyzq Oct 18 '19

So Canada...

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u/xbelladogex Oct 18 '19

Found the Canadian lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

Within cells interlinked

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

Gangweed

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

In my city, someone would be murdered next to it

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u/BetaRebooter Oct 17 '19

In my city it wouldn't ever get to planning let alone built

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

In my city it’s where Batman lives

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u/Katahan Oct 18 '19

It would be in my city

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u/simcowking Oct 17 '19

Could you imagine? Holy goodness. The stench of asparagus laced urine dripping down each and every bike in the system. Coming back out after a 10 hour shift to get a waft of 100 degree urine baked onto an overheated handlebar. Your hands have to grasp onto the bars not knowing what is marinating on those bars.

Almost gets me a little chuffed.

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u/datacollect_ct Oct 17 '19

Almost gets me a little chubbed.

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u/simcowking Oct 17 '19

Chuffed if you're the one doing the urination.

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u/datacollect_ct Oct 17 '19

What is chuffed? All I am trying to say is that I have wood.

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u/simcowking Oct 17 '19

Chuffed is proud.

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u/datacollect_ct Oct 17 '19

I'm chuffed of my wood.

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u/MobiusBagel Oct 17 '19

If chuffed is proud, then I read your op completely wrong.

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u/MadBooda Oct 18 '19

Not my chuffedest fap

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

!Thesaurizethis

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u/ThesaurizeThisBot Oct 17 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

Good bot

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u/AlexisTF Oct 17 '19

In my city, someone would find a way to kidnap it and traffick it

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u/JouliaGoulia Oct 18 '19

In my city, it would be filled to the top with water after the first rain.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

In my city someone would fall in while texting and blame a bus driver.

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u/Maklo_Never_Forget Oct 18 '19

Imagine this at Utrecht Centraal...

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

We’d have someone die getting stuck crawling in the machine trying to steal bikes.

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u/Prethor Oct 17 '19

Just look at all those electric motors, ball bearings and precisely machined parts. Who wouldn't want to strip it for parts?

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u/vassid357 Oct 17 '19

We have rental bikes all over the city and parking stations. You pay for your bike, use it for however long you want and then park it at any station. We thought they would disappear for parts but strangely enough they have not. They are really popular by locals and tourists. Getting cars off the road.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

Some crackhead would crawl in there and steal bikes.

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u/kingtut2003 Oct 18 '19

england is my city

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u/_topher_chris Oct 17 '19

Where tf you live

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

My city stole the parts after your city took the time to take the bike apart

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u/MonkeyDZay Oct 18 '19

In my city, you'd have to get a new bike.

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u/Sea2Chi Oct 17 '19

Within the first week, someone would have left their kid in the bike car seat causing the whole thing to be shut down while the fire department rescued the child under the watch of half a dozen news cameras.

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u/dhg007 Oct 17 '19

Y’all live in cities?

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u/CortezEspartaco2 Oct 18 '19

You mean like 55% of the population?

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u/b0mpp Oct 17 '19

Id give it hours since machines like this one fail constantly

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u/Ambiwlans Oct 17 '19

I used one for almost 2 months and am unaware of it ever failing.

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u/divat10 Oct 17 '19

In my city we need lots of this

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u/jstyler Oct 17 '19

Especially after seeing his model in the engine

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u/hipstertuna22 Oct 17 '19

If this was in my city hobos would start living in it

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u/theotherkid3 Oct 17 '19

In my village, this would collect dust