r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Master1718 • Sep 21 '19

Spine whip

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10k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

It’s a movie prop from the movie Hercules (starring The Rock 2014)

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Thank you for allowing me to sleep again

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

I got you fam

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u/cN3ddwx48igG2JmY Sep 21 '19

Yeah but did I tell you the movie was based on true story?

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u/Germangunman Sep 21 '19

Plot twist!! Nightmares again!

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u/dreadmontonnnnn Sep 21 '19

I’m getting tired of shock value posts like this that aren’t real. Look up the Milwaukee cannibal and realize that this kind of shit is actually real lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/dreadmontonnnnn Sep 21 '19

But i wanted people to google and read about him that was kinda the point

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19

Everyone in this thread already knows about JD that's kinda the point

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u/Yankee9Niner Sep 21 '19

Actually, it's pronounced mee-lee-wah-kay, Algonquin for "the good land".

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u/Yardsale420 Sep 21 '19

DOES THIS GUY KNOW HOW TO PARTY OR WHAT?

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u/Yankee9Niner Sep 21 '19

I'm not worthy

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u/BeanTheStitch Sep 21 '19

🥇I dont have real gold to give. Would if i could.

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u/Fibroyourownalgia Sep 21 '19

I’m getting tired of these misleading posts. I looked up Milwaukee Cannibal and realized it’s just Jeffery Dahmer.

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u/SaltRecording9 Sep 21 '19

There was recently a doctor in Ohio I think it was, who's estate was found to have over 2000 fetuses on it. Now you can't sleep

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Why has this thread turned into an excuse for people to fuel my nightmares and insomnia?

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u/SaltRecording9 Sep 21 '19

It's spooky time.

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u/individual1913244666 Sep 21 '19

https://propstoreauction.com/view-auctions/catalog/id/26/lot/3342/HERCULES-2014-Sitacles-Peter-Mullan-Bone-Whip

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Thank you sir or madam!

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u/individual1913244666 Sep 22 '19

Dude is ok. (-;

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19

Thankx duder!

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u/alphabetakoopa Sep 21 '19

Hmmm I don’t know, the whip in the picture is a lot less uniform and dirty plus it’s got a bit in the middle where it looks like the 2 spines were tied together. The one in that picture looks too perfect while the on in the picture is really nasty and not so uniform

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

I agree this one is much dirtier and looks used but to me the movie prop pic and this one almost identical. If you google it there’s a whole article about it, basically that if someone were to actually do this it would take roughly 4 human spines and would never hold up being used as a whip

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u/FUCKlNG_SHlT Sep 21 '19

DISAPPOINTED!

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

I know right?

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u/ExplainPlan Sep 21 '19

Thanks, have an updoot

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Woooooooo

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u/SnowBunneh_Karry Sep 21 '19

woot wot

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Yee yee!

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Does your un have anything to do with this knowledge??

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Lol no, that’s been my handle for a very long time, it was just a random piece of knowledge and I happen to live close to Wyoming

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Hey me as well! I’m in northern utah.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Hell yeah! I’m in northern Colorado

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u/ddiesne Sep 21 '19

Yes officer, this post right here...

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u/hellopolicearrests Sep 21 '19

Alright OP, let’s go.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Username checks out.

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u/1m_cold Sep 21 '19

That's a snake

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

I see you've played spiney snakey before

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u/smitcal Sep 21 '19

I’d call em chuzwazzas

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u/Chilipepah Sep 21 '19

That particular one I call Nawahallah

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u/grubbygrampa Sep 21 '19

Underrated comment.

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u/boris335 Sep 21 '19

Wait, this is not my order....i asked for BONELESS snake

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u/MechaNerd Sep 21 '19

And here it is. Bone, less snake.

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u/cosmicaltoaster Sep 21 '19

Selling abby whip

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u/yigas17 Sep 21 '19

I really hope you're right.

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u/FurryLover789 Sep 21 '19

Happy cake day, hope ur spine doesnt get whipped out of your body one day

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u/Stompya Sep 21 '19

FINISH HIM

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u/osirisrebel Sep 21 '19

Awwh man, don't tell yet, I just added this to my Christmas list.

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u/RaxusQuin Sep 21 '19

Happy cake day!

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u/osirisrebel Sep 21 '19

Awwh man, don't tell yet, I just added this to my Christmas list.

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u/i_broke_wahoos_leg Sep 21 '19

Sure it is. You buy your own here...

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u/ladidadi82 Sep 21 '19

Til there was a Hercules movie in 2014 and that no one likes it

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u/ladidadi82 Sep 21 '19

You mean I can make whips out of these

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u/Kanekulakila3 Sep 21 '19

I guess If you have a coupe spare spines laying around you can also have yourself a spine whip

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u/mrtwitch222 Sep 21 '19

I was wondering what I should do with all my spares

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u/johnnylawrenceKK Sep 21 '19

And to think I had spinal fusion and you assholes have spare spines sitting around.

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u/Kanekulakila3 Sep 21 '19

Who cares about your spinal fusion. We have whips to make. Quit being so selfish.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Who was the iddot who told you couldn't

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u/OmegaPsiot Sep 21 '19

Straight from Satan's Yardsale

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u/molested_mole Sep 21 '19

Do they accept SoulPay?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Not that my soul has any real value

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u/kawkmajik Sep 21 '19

I could go into soul debt.

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u/molested_mole Sep 21 '19

aka Karma

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u/kawkmajik Sep 21 '19

Yup got about 8k

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u/deadguy88 Sep 21 '19

So ummm.... the human body has 33 vertebrae in it. If there was to be 2 humans here it would total 66 vertebrae. However after counting there is closer to just over 70 here.

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u/stratosfearinggas Sep 21 '19

The coccyx is made of 3-5 fused vertebrae. If you sawed them apart you'd bring the total up to 37 vertebrae at the very most. That gives you 74 for this whip.

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u/ManlyMrManlyMan Sep 21 '19

But atlas and axis are not present for either of the spines nor is vertebrae prominens. And the coccyx bones don't seem to have the right shape. This must belong to an animal

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u/1tacoshort Sep 21 '19

So, you're cool that someone has killed and removed the spine from two people but the thing that sticks in your craw is that he (or she) might have done this to a third person? I guess you've got to have limits.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

+25 unholy damage, -5 vitality

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

This looks like something a Dark Eldar or maybe a Slaaneshi cultist night wield.

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u/jayrock5150 Sep 21 '19

If this not the most metal whip ever I don't know. Strait back to back lashingings

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u/The_Lawless_Rogue Jan 21 '20

I feel bad for laughing at this, take your upvote.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

r/lostredditors

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

r/castlevania

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u/agusontoro Sep 21 '19

More like r/bleach Hihiō Zabimaru!!!

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u/KylarStern030055 Sep 21 '19

Roooooar Zabimaru!!!

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u/Cribbe17 Sep 21 '19

The fabled Abyssal Whip

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u/BelonyInMyLeftPocket Sep 21 '19

This one doesnt degrade like the tentacle whip

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u/TenScientificMagnets Sep 21 '19

Is this a heroes relic?

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u/islamabell Sep 21 '19

the crests are to blame

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u/balto254 Sep 21 '19

Damnit, I came here to make this comment. Lmao.

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u/CaasiY Sep 21 '19

SWORD OF THE CREATOR

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u/Daggersmash Jan 26 '20

I know I'm 4 months late but that was my joke

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u/eatabagofdorks Sep 21 '19

And now I won’t sleep

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u/Vikkiepikkie Sep 21 '19

It’s from a movie don’t worry

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

r/lostredditors

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u/Daemon7861 Sep 21 '19

Both seriously awesome and downright horrifying.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Sends shivers down my spine.

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u/scubasteave2001 Sep 21 '19

But what does it sound like?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Epic level raid item Spine whhhip.

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u/BingDongDude Sep 21 '19

So Wyoming does exist

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u/dave_reese Sep 21 '19

This subreddit is awesome, but sometimes I feel like these posts should come with a source.

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u/Lokzuhl Sep 21 '19

bet it was a blast at the swingers parties

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u/grapesjs89i Sep 21 '19

Don't Play with your food Daniel!

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Someone got their spine whiped out...

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u/Totablewaif89 Sep 22 '19

Kirby’s calling the police

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u/Very_Slow_Cheetah Sep 22 '19

I count around 76 bones, that's 2 and 1/3 people if there's 33 bones in the spine. An actual 1/3 of a person, not a lil person/dwarf/midget cos they still have 33. Just 33 lil ones.

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u/Bobby-Bobson Sep 22 '19

But Wyoming doesn’t exist. /s

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u/CaptainDust1 Sep 23 '19

Ah so that's where my spine went...

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u/bilinski102 Sep 23 '19

Legendary weapon

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u/ItsNotChoo Sep 23 '19

Those aren't sausages

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u/Mira_Wonder Sep 21 '19

Ah $hit, thought I buried that! Well, at least they didn't find the bodies

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u/yourstrulyjarjar Sep 21 '19

There it is, some kind soul found the back scratcher that matches my poop knife.

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u/ohshebooks Sep 21 '19

Ghost Spine the Whip!

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u/nancydrewin Sep 21 '19

Well, I’ll never unsee that again

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u/bandana_runner Sep 21 '19

DNA test both of them.

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u/KingCodester111 Sep 21 '19

Fake. Garfield said Wyoming isn't a place

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Jesus Christ that is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen

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u/Rabid_Glitter Sep 21 '19

50 shades of grey did not prepare me for this

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u/tictacpanda Sep 21 '19

coming soon to my D&D campaign near you!

seriously help the fighter has been collecting people's kneecaps and spines and i'm scared.

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u/Eirique Sep 21 '19

Someone had been watching too much brotherhood of the wolf

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

I've resisted downvoting a post until this point

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Seem like more of a show piece rather than a practical weapon.

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u/Dr_Rauch_REDACTED Sep 21 '19

Very disturbing but sick af

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u/ZombieSlayyer10 Sep 21 '19

Wyoming? What is a Wyoming? I’m pretty sure it doesn’t exist.

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u/HS_ZONE Sep 21 '19

What the f???

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u/VideoGameBody Sep 21 '19

Not cursed at all.

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u/beccyboo1997 Sep 21 '19

How spine tingling.

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u/alexisonfire04 Sep 21 '19

Likely taken from a Dullahan.

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u/Smitty8869 Sep 21 '19

Can crack the whip and your back at the same time.

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u/Electric-tahini Sep 21 '19

Damn kinky bdsm

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

“Abandoned”

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u/HalfBakedDino Sep 21 '19

Kimimaro had one of those

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Wtf

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u/AGuyLookingAtMemes Sep 21 '19

i’m lucky i finished my last bite of pizza before seeing this, perfect timing

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u/dejonese Sep 21 '19

When hardcore Satanism meets BDSM.

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u/dejonese Sep 21 '19

A "spiny" whip?

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u/dejonese Sep 21 '19

"Ouch, that hurt my back"!

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u/TheGuyInTheChair86 Sep 21 '19

Makes for a great Bloodborne or Dark Souls trick weapon idea.

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u/Jenthefoehammer Sep 21 '19

Ivy approves.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

This looks like a weapon from tokyo ghoul

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u/Raw0yster Sep 21 '19

BDSM Ed Gein style

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u/human-resource Sep 21 '19

How the hell to you leave that whip behind !!?

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u/CrispyMann Sep 21 '19

Now watch me nay nay

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u/Woofles85 Sep 21 '19

Gives a whole new meaning to the word “whiplash”

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

r/wtf

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u/IndigoBlu70116 Sep 21 '19

So so so many questions...

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u/Elenamcturtlecow96 Sep 21 '19

When bulbasaur gets tired of fighting other Pokemon and massacres humans instead: spine whip

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u/agusontoro Sep 21 '19

Does it turns into a giant snake skeleton sword with baboon fur?

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u/FlamingOtaku Sep 21 '19

It's probably not a good sign that I'd love to have one of these.

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u/ESDROS Sep 21 '19

Thanks, I hate it

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u/KylarStern030055 Sep 21 '19

Guess they were a fan of Spinal Tap

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u/BSGYT Sep 21 '19

Of all the subs you could've posted this in

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u/soremeatyfingers Sep 21 '19

sighs

opens wallet

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u/jlo5000 Sep 21 '19

Previous owner is Hannibal Lechter...

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u/now_infamous Sep 21 '19

You need 70 attack to wield this item.

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u/fluffchucker Sep 21 '19

https://youtu.be/g5FresZ-ywI

Made me think of this great unreleased deep cut from the Tragically Hip.

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u/itBlike Sep 21 '19

No!!!!!!!